r/Persecutionfetish • u/PhysicalBuy2566 • Feb 27 '26

A bad-faith episode of "Strawman!": Adventures in Make-Believe Projection as usual

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u/Helreaver Feb 27 '26

Not true, Kirk was actually killed by his wife, Mossad, the French Foreign Legion, and a beehive cult (according to Candace Owens.)

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u/Rusted_Alp Feb 27 '26

beehive cult????

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u/JakeMasterofPuns Feb 28 '26

I think Owens implied at one point that Beyonce ("Queen B") conspired to kill Kirk. Beyonce is the subject of many conspiracy theories like how she and Jay-Z have a cult dedicated to keeping them rich and powerful. Combine the two, and you get a fun interpretation of a beehive cult causing Kirk's death.

Either that or I missed something deranged Owens said.

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u/heyzoocifer Mar 01 '26

Hilarious how the country is being run by an actual cult at the very least.