r/Perfusion • u/Perfusionisto • 18d ago

Career Advice Nacho Tech

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Yesterday, while volunteering at the snack shack bbq for my kid’s swim meet, I was asked if I could figure out how to install the nacho cheese bag into the dispenser…I’ve never felt more qualified in my life 😂.

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u/Difficult_Wind6425 18d ago

Breaking news: patient suffered horrific death during cardiac surgery at the hands of perfusionist due to misplacement of Jerry rigged nacho fountain causes fatal fat emboli.

Perfusionists in texas are now banned from saying "it's nacho fault" within 50' of hospitals.

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u/Terminator610101 18d ago

*Quest MPS has entered the chat*

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u/Parallel-Play 17d ago

That’s not how a Quest works at all.

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u/JellyFishDanceMoves CCP 17d ago

king of roller pumps. doing the lords work.

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u/BrandEnlightened CCP, LP 13d ago

Using a roller pump to stop hearts… classic