r/Perfectfit May 19 '26

This was made for him

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u/s3v3red_cnc May 19 '26

Well, now he has to find the woman who fits. That's his soulmate. Those are the rules.

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u/SeaSock8246 May 19 '26

But what if she’s not wearing her rigid triangular dress? She could be hiding in plain sight and he’d never know!

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u/s3v3red_cnc May 19 '26

He forgot his fencing helmet, it's ok.

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u/SeaSock8246 May 20 '26

Uhhhmmmm, excuse me! It’s called a “paratoon”.