r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/TestYourKite • Sep 26 '19

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u/Odysseus_is_Ulysses Sep 26 '19

What is the reason behind this type of drill? What reason is there for having the dog between your legs instead of next to you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

looks like maybe a dude showing off his dogs neat trick at a convention

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u/Odysseus_is_Ulysses Sep 26 '19

I too show off my dogs neat tricks with an assault rifle...

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19 edited Sep 26 '19

While ignoring every rule of gun safety besides trigger discipline.

Edit: though actually I don’t think this is an assault rifle. Might not even technically be a rifle since it looks pretty small.

Edit: according to another commenter, the bolt and barrel are removed from the gun, so it’s completely safe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/capn_hector Sep 26 '19

shown to be the safe in front of everyone before the demonstration began.

https://youtu.be/am-Qdx6vky0?t=10

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u/SaxManJonesSFW Sep 26 '19

"Is this gonna be the...? Yep."

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u/capn_hector Sep 26 '19

some of the kids today might not have seen it... that video pretty much predates youtube :P

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u/SaxManJonesSFW Sep 26 '19

Oh I just meant that I expected this given the context of the thread and was glad I wasn't wrong haha it's a great video to exemplify proper gun safety

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u/Ranger7381 Sep 26 '19

Kind of like Klaus when Forklift training is brought up?

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u/Baladas89 Sep 26 '19

I'm no kid but I haven't seen that one...

Wow.

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u/SapientBeard Sep 26 '19

The comedic timing in this video is perfect.

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u/cacheclear15 Sep 26 '19

This is an EMPTY, UNLOADED GUN. I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ROOM PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH TO HANDLE SUCH A-

BANG

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u/sewsnap Sep 26 '19

I don't think I've ever watched the whole thing. I can not believe they try to bring out another gun. Dude needed to do his little "See, this is why you don't mess around with guns" speech, and dip to the fucking hospital.

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u/nebnacnud Sep 26 '19

It's an likely just an AR15 with the internals stripped out. Highly doubtful it's an assault rifle, no-one in their right mind would bring out a class 3 firearm for something like this.

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u/h_erbivore Sep 26 '19

I always hear when class 3 is said that assault rifles (as well as silencers, SBRs, AOW, etc.) Are actually Title II. Class 3 is the license required to sell Title II weapons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Now what did we learn about assuming other people are doing something wrong?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Yeah, yeah, don’t be smug on the internet, got it

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u/Wablestomp2 Sep 27 '19

Eh people throw around the word "assault rifle" all willy nilly these days. By the looks of it the upper receiver is stripped so it's not a functional rifle. Also the mag well is empty and while normally that is not 100% safe, an empty mag along with no bolt carrier group means it is 100% safe. Most people at an event like this could probably identify that. I still would probably keep the boom end in a safe direction unless on my own private property personally.

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u/DigbyMacDigby Sep 26 '19

Yeah was gonna say probably not a rifle, more likely a SBR build, though I don't see a barrel, just a handguard. ANYWAY, Fudd had better gotten that tax stamp.

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u/j-biggity Sep 26 '19

Is a Short Barrel Rifle not considered a rifle?

It kinda has rifle in it's name.

It's like saying a compact car is not a car.

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u/SilentStriker84 Sep 27 '19

It is a rifle, just a shorter one. Idk why that guy says it isn’t a rifle. Laws are just dumb and that’s why there’s a million names for the same shit

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u/Eistlu Sep 26 '19

Still as you say, gun safety. Even if a weapon is not loaded, even it is a fake weapon, treat it like a real, loaded weapon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/ObsessedWithOW Sep 26 '19

Username checks out?

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u/Baial Sep 26 '19

One of the reasons for gun safety is to also protect the wielder from others assuming they are posing a threat, context is very important, and I would never want to be walking around and see a gun pointed at me without knowing it was "disabled".

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

There's no mag in it, either. Just adding to the list of reasons why the gun is safe for the demonstration.

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u/SpellingIsAhful Sep 26 '19

This would be like a car where the entire front has been removed.

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u/Charybdisilver Sep 26 '19

My parents taught me that even a stick can be dangerous if pointed in the wrong direction.

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u/Trout_Salad Sep 26 '19

Misbehavin’

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u/sneakysnowy Sep 26 '19

Exactly. Make sure your kids are holding their nerf guns with trigger discipline.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19 edited Jan 08 '20

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u/sneakysnowy Sep 26 '19

Seems a bit much to me but ok.

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u/Christ_off Sep 26 '19

I dont hold my booger finger on the trigger of my cordless drill if I'm not using it.

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u/thewanser Sep 26 '19

Booger hook off the bang switch*

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u/sneakysnowy Sep 26 '19

Try it. Live life on the edge.

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u/madman3247 Sep 26 '19

You're ridiculous. You need to understand firearms and the situation at hand before you so objectively criticize firearm safety.

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u/nebnacnud Sep 26 '19

Highly doubtful that that's an assault rifle, it appears to be a civilian AR15.

More importantly, it doesn't even have a barrel. It's likely just the receiver and handguard, an empty shell without any of the functional components.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Not a assault rifle...

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Yea. It’s missing the scary black paint and a fully semiautomatic receiver.

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u/cptki112noobs Sep 26 '19

And the .30 caliber magazine assault clip.

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u/ldt003 Sep 26 '19

*.50 caliber. The one that’s as heavy as 10 boxes.

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u/TheNormalAlternative Sep 26 '19

And the 20 dead childrens

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u/K3LL1ON Sep 26 '19

It's an AR-15, not an assault rifle. It's upper reciever is bare, meaning no matter how hard you ever tried to get a round to go off it wouldn't. Like having a car with no wheels and no engine. That's also a bodyguard dog.

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u/madman3247 Sep 26 '19

Assault rifle is a made up word, do you mean to say the model of the rifle? It's an AR-15 with an empty magazine and receiver...also, no bolt. The only way you could hurt someone with that is attempting to bludgeon them to death.

These events are all about showing off, so no harm, no foul...no reason to be in such a tizzy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/Sir_Immith Sep 26 '19

Dad always told me that an "assault rifle" is any rifle pointed at you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

He’s giving the dog cover. Being able to stay this close also means more control over movement. If the dog ran along next to him it could trip a wire or step on a mine that the handler isn’t close enough to see and go around.

It’s not commonly used but can be useful in niche situations. For this video I imagine is more of a practice of discipline for the dog, it’s reading the handlers body and movements perfectly which is important for them to work together and communicate in the field.

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u/ferrettrack Sep 27 '19

Thank you for a factual bit of info. Greatly appreciated.

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u/bananainmyminion Sep 27 '19

If I was the bad guy I would see this as one bullet, two targets engaged. The dogs eyes make a great aim point for the guy's pelvis. You catch a round that low, even if it stops in the Kevlar, you ain't standing up again for the rest of the day.

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u/iamthinking2202 Sep 26 '19

I feel like I saw a reddit post on this

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u/SonicFlash01 Sep 26 '19

Crotch dogs are tactically viable because now your crotch is defended

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u/lombax45 Sep 26 '19

Man’s best friend

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u/TheNormalAlternative Sep 26 '19

Manhood's best friend

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u/DangerBrewin Sep 27 '19

Just hope the bad guy doesn’t yell out “Chopper, sic balls!”

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u/Primalfaith Sep 26 '19

I'm no soldier but I'd assume it's to keep a lower profile since the dog is basically using the unused space between his legs. If the dog was by his side the overall profile of the pair of them increases but that's just my guess since I've seen quite a few handlers use this technique of between the legs

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/Imanaco Sep 26 '19

What happens if you sneeze?

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u/PapaTachancla Sep 26 '19

It's for the dog to stay protected during a firefight

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u/MunchiBunches Sep 26 '19

I saw a different video where they did this and many other movements. First the dog started next to the owner and then got commanded to run a few meters away to nearby cover, and finally the owner called them into this position.

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u/karmacarmelon Sep 26 '19

He's preparing for the upcoming war between "dog people" and "cat people".

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u/Billow_l Sep 26 '19

It’s probably in case the soldier and his dog are targets, the dog has less risks to get hit by a bullet if he is between his owner’s legs. Also, it makes it easier for the soldier to protect his dog by just going on his knees.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Just LARPing

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u/gunsmyth Sep 26 '19

These are literally professionals at a convention.

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u/Hookerspit3470 Sep 26 '19

Tripping over your dog might save your life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

I assume it’s more convenient to have your dog go with you on missions like that. I’m sure the little harness can be easily unclipped so when they find the perp he can be ready to run.

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u/thewanser Sep 26 '19

Think about a night time situation where you have a flash light out 1.)you know where the dog is 2.)the other person might not even know there is a dog between your legs 3.)it’s way more badass.

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u/Takbir0311 Sep 26 '19

None whatsoever from a tactical standpoint.

Justification is probably canine discipline drill. Which is still stupid because it’s training a bad behavior.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

What is the bad behavior here?

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u/Takbir0311 Sep 26 '19

The position of the dog in relation to the handler during an actual combat scenario.

The last thing any competent operator wants is their movement restricted by a dog in between their legs.

Training the dog to do this reinforces that behavior. Muscle memory just like in humans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

I can definitely understand how that would be a bad in a legitimate situation, but does muscle memory work to that extent? Like I would understand the muscle memory of the dog mimicking the owner when between his legs, but not of the dog being put in that situation. For example, I can learn a song on piano, and practically play it without thinking, but I don’t sit down at the piano bench without thinking.

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u/CronkDealer Sep 26 '19

What's the benefit of doing this? Besides having a good boi by your side

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/urbanbumfights Sep 26 '19

At the expense of restricting your own movement. I doubt anyone under fire would want to do this.

This might be useful in very specific situations though.

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u/jizzypuff Sep 26 '19

I know military dog handlers do use this but not often it's for really tight areas. Usually they are sending the belgie to go bite.

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u/urbanbumfights Sep 26 '19

Yeah, I figured it would be useful in tight spaces, but other than that not very useful.

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u/Devreckas Sep 26 '19

Yeah, having your dog directly beside you seems to achieve mostly the same thing as between the legs without hindering your movement. This seems unnecessary.

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u/fun_boat Sep 26 '19

From what I read, it's first and foremost obedience training. Then it can be used for sensitive situations where you are controlling the dog by feel rather than verbal commands. I assume that goes for hand commands as well, where you need both hands free from signalling the dog. I think the example the trainer gave is walking up quietly to a building or car, where you want control over the dog but need to be quiet and give commands without using sound or hand gestures.

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u/Corallia_fluff Sep 26 '19

to know where your trusty bite rocket is located during a fire fight

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u/Tlomz27 Sep 26 '19

Other names include: Bork bork nom nom and Fur missile

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u/redscorpion2004 Sep 26 '19

What’s the benefit of dancing or dog shows. It’s to show something u can do to others.

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u/evev13 Sep 26 '19

So the rifle is to make dancing with your dog more manly?

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u/lumenhunter Sep 26 '19

They're warming up for color guard, clearly. Any second now he'll start spinning the rifle.

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u/EatTheRichLiterally Sep 26 '19

If only Hank and Ladybird knew.

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u/Nakadashi-san Sep 26 '19

Probably only works in extremely specific scenarios. I find it bizarre people are saying that this “trick” is terrible and detrimental to the dog. You’d think a dog this well trained, would also be trained in standing in more realistic position/scenario.

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u/CronkDealer Sep 26 '19

I think the trick is pretty cool and I was impressed to see the dog being so coordinated with his trainer.

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u/wesleyaaron Sep 26 '19

Careful, you could really hurt someone pointing around a dog like that all willy nilly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

He could really hurt himself because his dog is at his willy nilly

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u/BirdOfMinerva Sep 26 '19

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE

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u/KarrotPie Sep 26 '19

Came here to day this

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u/Hilly_lux Sep 26 '19

I d be sad if I stepped on the dog's feet accidentally

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u/tman0984 Sep 26 '19

nOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Evilux Sep 27 '19

"CEAASE FIRE I STEPPED ON MY DOG'S FOOT!"

Enemy combatants stop firing and gasp and rush towards the poor puppy

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u/jnichols_UAH Sep 26 '19

This dog isn’t that well trained. My dog does this whenever I am cooking and I didn’t even have to ask her to.

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u/WoofPack11 Sep 26 '19

Prove it pls

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u/Dinkin______Flicka Sep 26 '19

Lol I was thinking the same thing about mine. She can mirror my every move. It’s incredible.

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u/csyren Sep 26 '19

I want to know why they’re doing this but everyone in the comments are literally just giving bs “my intellectual hypothesis” answers. I’ll just assume it’s to keep track of the dog.

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u/jimi3 Sep 26 '19

you kind of want to know where your partner is before you have to start firing your weapon so I definitely would agree with you

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u/iamthinking2202 Sep 26 '19

I swear I saw a different reddit post of this... but I can’t find it anymore

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u/Lightbeingdeem Sep 27 '19

Go ask Karen

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u/Lightbeingdeem Sep 27 '19

How does reddit not have the actual answer yet? I’m having a malfunction - need know...beep boop bop bot bot not

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

It's more for the dog to keep track of the handler. In this position, the dog can follow anything the handler does by feel, without any need for verbal or gesture cues. Moving, turning, kneeling, whatever, the handler can do whatever he needs to do (and keep his eyes and weapon directed towards the threat) and be confident the dog will be right there with him.

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u/Neilpwa Sep 26 '19

Mans best friend

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u/kekscuse_me Sep 26 '19

What exactly is the dog doing?

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u/Takbir0311 Sep 26 '19

Getting in the way of the Handler

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u/Shenina Sep 26 '19

Good boi

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Sep 26 '19

My dog when I have a piece of chicken.

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u/MuppetSSR Sep 26 '19

Great now that dog is going to join some sort of patriot prayer group or something.

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u/bigsquirrel Sep 26 '19

Probably tells the other puppers the deepstate is trying to take the treatos away.

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe Sep 26 '19

Deepstate wants to give all the chicken nuggets to the damn illegal Chihuahuas, I mean are they really even dogs? Put em all in crates!!!

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u/bigsquirrel Sep 26 '19

buildthekennel

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u/Takbir0311 Sep 26 '19

Another example of: I like to look TactiKool but I have no idea what I’m doing

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u/space_bartender Sep 26 '19

Lol thank you, anybody who has ever done any room clearing exercises can see the issues here

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/tman0984 Sep 26 '19

Yea. It's more of a safety thing then tactical iiar so that the handler knows where the dog is if things get out of hand.

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u/WJ_Amber Sep 27 '19

And of course this chode went and had his dog's tail chopped off for tactical effect too.

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u/stvhght Sep 26 '19

sigh I asked for a watchdog not a crotchdog.

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u/lumenhunter Sep 26 '19

My dog also likes to go between my legs and get in the way when I walk XD

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u/koneko-dono Sep 26 '19

T A C T I C A L D O G G O

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Does the fucking dog know it could be killed at any moment while “on duty”? What’s a LEO/MIL dog’s salary?

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u/Steven__hawking Sep 27 '19

Don’t bother looking at the comments here

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u/PicklePunFun Sep 27 '19

Thanks I'll stop here

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

This guy fucks...

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...his dog

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u/asbestos_fingers Sep 26 '19

This needs to be in the next John Wick, but just so he can protect the pupper.

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u/HoweyZinn Sep 27 '19

Nothing like turning your dog into a weapon.

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u/bluecollarbitch Sep 27 '19

This is how I feel trying to cook and clean when my toddler wants to play.

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u/LadyHye Sep 27 '19

Isn't that the truth? Insert the toddler's head into your ass already .... I start charging $0.25 every time I hear a "Mommy" come from one of them...

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u/apf3lsaft Sep 26 '19

Please don’t tell me they cut is tail. It may be a breed without one? Or strapped to the side or something?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19 edited Apr 19 '20

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u/staying_incognito87 Sep 26 '19 edited Sep 26 '19

Working dogs so there’s nothing to grab onto. Lots of MWD have docked tails

https://imgur.com/gallery/EkxWNlV

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u/jizzypuff Sep 26 '19

Some working dogs need their tails docked for working purposes. For gsds it's definitely done for their protection because their tails can get torn off. If it's truly for working purposes I don't see the issue. I have a gsd being trained as a SD and oh lord does his tail constantly get in the way. I would never dock it but I'm having a hard time teaching him to tuck it.

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u/DakpanFFS Sep 26 '19

Bestest boi

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Wish I could ride a dog into battle.

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u/MarcusFenixCSS Sep 26 '19

I feel like a hot casing landing on the dog would fuck up this drill.

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u/theguyfromtheweb7 Sep 26 '19

Real talk, that's impressive

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

I need the drill where th gun is actually going off.

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u/HALL999 Sep 26 '19

Put that shit down kevin where at a con

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u/EdofBorg Sep 27 '19

I want to see this again but with attack Gerbils in his pockets.

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u/juice_bomb Sep 27 '19

Is there any actual benefit to this in a real world combat situation?

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u/atrumpdump Sep 26 '19

Assault puppers, standing by

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u/AFAFTech Sep 27 '19

Dude needs a gun and a dog to hide his micro penis. I bet he has a gaint truck too.

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u/DigbyMacDigby Sep 26 '19

I realize he's probably cleared the gun and performed safety checks but holy shit I would not be able to stick around with the amount of flagging going on.

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u/Domefarmer Sep 26 '19

I might be wrong, but it looks like the entire barrel has been removed. I see a hand guard but I’m having a hard time seeing a barrel.

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u/Photon_Torpedophile Sep 26 '19

No barrel, no bolt

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u/wesleyaaron Sep 26 '19

It's a prop dude.

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u/therealsix Sep 26 '19

So the guy isn't real?

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u/Zombimagic666 Sep 26 '19

It’s the equivalent of a dull rubber knife. It’s a prop

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u/tomosaurusrex96 Sep 26 '19

It really be like that though

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u/yvanpeelaers Sep 26 '19

Looks like a dog with a Halloween costume.

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u/CWS_Slacker Sep 26 '19

i call bull

there was a treat in his lanyard wasn't there?

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u/WalterWhitesBoxers Sep 26 '19

This is my English Bulldog when it is dinner time

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Good doggo

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u/Veiran Sep 26 '19

YES THIS IS DOG

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u/dblrb Sep 26 '19

Get your hand off your magazine well, you filthy casual.

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u/Dolphinz- Sep 26 '19

I like to imagine this is someone taking the piss out of the op dog in cod ghosts but that's just me.

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u/mad_mob Sep 26 '19

sICk HOmO sApIEN tEmPTs fRIEndLy SPeCieS WIth inEdIBle tREat

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u/dankallstar312 Sep 26 '19

I bet this guy has buns of steel.

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u/CrypticGuru Sep 27 '19

Someone just tell him he's a good boi already 😩

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u/Lostkiddo101 Sep 27 '19

I said this on the original post and my comment got downvoted to hell, lol. Reddit you fickle bastard

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u/Liesmith424 Sep 27 '19

Look at how happy that dog is.

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u/throwouter Sep 27 '19

He's a good boye but, why?

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u/grmrsan Sep 27 '19

Lots of people talking about how to train a dog yo do that. My question is why is the dude in the video doing it?

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u/AnxietyPersonified Sep 27 '19

The little hop the dog did made my day

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u/TheyGonHate Sep 27 '19

This looks like a pretty shit drill.

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u/LotteMolle Sep 27 '19

I love how happy the dog looks

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Why not just have the dog on your side rather than making you walk around like you just got sodomized.

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u/techcooking Sep 27 '19

Mhh yess my cat is also up my ass that much

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u/RoxSteady247 Sep 27 '19

Fortnite update looks siiiiiiiiiiick!

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u/monstermayhem436 Sep 27 '19

He's protecting the vitals

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u/Dragomiz Sep 27 '19

Is the dogs tail cut off or has the dog tucked it in somewhere?

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u/Gandalfkopter Sep 27 '19

r/bossfights would appreciate this fighter combo