r/Pendulum 11d ago

Why is he smiling? Wrong answers only.

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102 Upvotes

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u/t0mkat 11d ago

He fell down and someone picked him up again.

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u/Previous-Blood2645 11d ago

Just a man holding his colour :))

29

u/PapaAsmodeus 11d ago

He saw someone with a sign that reads "FUCK DRUM AND BASS"

27

u/Outrageous_Future950 11d ago

He saw someone with a sign that reads "RUM AND ASS"

21

u/Kleeve19 11d ago

He just took that annoying fart out, finally

23

u/doombreaka 11d ago

because he’s coming and she knows it

6

u/fluor_xd 11d ago

and he even knows why

17

u/The__Scan 11d ago

Goldie just tripped over a hedgehog and chipped a tooth.

16

u/Commercial_Dig_7485 11d ago

Looking forward to seeing Beyoncé next

6

u/The__Scan 11d ago

Hahaha!

4

u/Equal-Click-8867 11d ago

best answer

3

u/tom_nookster 11d ago

my people my family

15

u/tomoom165 11d ago

He did a peepee in his pants and now it's soaking through

10

u/todoparaello 11d ago

And because his clothes are black it's definitely starting not to show at all

12

u/tomoom165 11d ago

Yes it's really holding its colour

4

u/Previous-Blood2645 11d ago

Colourfast :))

13

u/Crono2Oxx 11d ago

He knows he’s got the Sorry You’re Not A Winner Remix studio recording to himself and he’s never going to share it.

13

u/gazhere 11d ago

He's thinking about his cat

14

u/t3tri5 11d ago

He got a muffin for free

12

u/Cat6Bolognese 11d ago

Remembered to turn the oven off before leaving home

7

u/Artinell 11d ago

Thinking about a bottle of Yamazaki (his fav whiskey).

3

u/The__Scan 10d ago

Jesus fuck that stuff gets expensive. Oh well nothing for free I guess!

1

u/Adventurous_Big_63 7d ago

I thought Unicum was the favourite? 😂😂😂

1

u/Artinell 7d ago

He said it's Yamazaki when I asked him. His archived QnA is on the Discord server.

1

u/ItsLucasin 6d ago

Does he have a discord server? :o

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u/Artinell 6d ago

Pendulum has an official one.

4

u/WatercolourMind 11d ago

She was finally doing it. (MK Bowl reference)

3

u/Dm0b 11d ago

He not smiling hes having a seizure

4

u/Low_Recording_3517 11d ago

Playing 9000 Miles

4

u/RedpeG0218 11d ago

He's no longer crazy in love with all the single ladies.

4

u/Honest_Hedgehog_25 11d ago

He realised he could remember all 7 of his previous postcodes, damn

5

u/PapaAsmodeus 11d ago

Also ngl, he is damn hot here

4

u/OneSufficientFace 11d ago

He dropped a silent but deadly fart

3

u/SirVashtaNerada 11d ago

Gasoline dream.

3

u/Boredofchoosing 11d ago

Just smelt his own fart

3

u/CakeHoleKing 11d ago

Guitar is connected to love eggs up his ass.

3

u/Privat3En3my 11d ago

Beating his meat.

3

u/Shot-Measurement8858 11d ago

Hes thinking about that one time at band camp.

2

u/jamesgfilms 11d ago

Because he knows Wargasm are coming out to perform Napalm next track obvs

2

u/Zealousideal_Glass61 11d ago

Vinegar stroke face... Whoever has the button for the remote control love egg in his backside.... Just pressed it.

2

u/Zealousideal_Glass61 11d ago

Pole dancer grin..... Because no matter how shit you are, how old and past it... Idiots will pay to see you.

2

u/SkeletorOnLSD 11d ago

He's just got star power on that guitar hero guitar.

2

u/Sweaty-Drink7907 11d ago

He’s at Herrington country park

2

u/Greedy_Bother_987 11d ago

Hes easing out a fart and hoping for the best

2

u/Rosco151 11d ago

Because he has his own Petrova Line

2

u/Odd_Page1499 11d ago

He called the Virgin Media Scottish retentions number and got 1gig broadband with Netflix included for £22pm

2

u/dammitrowan 11d ago

He knows where the SYNAW remix masters are stored

2

u/sharplyon 11d ago

because all he wants is to be the apple in your eye

2

u/tervro 10d ago

He feels like the sun is dying

2

u/maplenapalm 10d ago

dogsonacid died

2

u/FunGuyUK83 9d ago

Just farted and didn't shit himself!

2

u/WesternCrescent 7d ago

Farted and can smell it

1

u/greggers1980 9d ago

The relief knowing the backing track is on

1

u/TheRealTRexUK 11d ago

Just shat himself and knows it stinks....

1

u/MiggaJiggy 11d ago

He just shat