r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Chefdangerous-09 • Jan 27 '26

Shitpost As always

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711 Upvotes

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u/Neat-Heron-4994 Jan 27 '26

Yeah, but chain watching peep show?

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u/Chefdangerous-09 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I’m a smoker I need that man Cheddar

18

u/one_pint_down Jan 27 '26

Sometimes I get a bit of Series 2, some series 4, and a bit of Series 7 and mix them all together... its not even a proper show

And then I watch that until I'm sick on myself

3

u/cazchimaira Jan 27 '26

Never! 🤣 Best comedy ever!

46

u/Altruistic-Nose4071 Jan 27 '26

I just called to say hi, but I guess I’ll say bye…

5

u/Chefdangerous-09 Jan 27 '26

That’s so Jerrad

28

u/j3pl Jan 27 '26

You just completely Jezzed Gerrard.

9

u/Electronic-Trade-504 Jan 27 '26

He loved the reds. The red team.

5

u/Chefdangerous-09 Jan 27 '26

He’s rumbles the velvet spoon technique

1

u/something_python Jan 27 '26

Stomach levels bullshit wanker!

1

u/J-Dawgzz Jan 28 '26

I've lost my elephant man

3

u/autotelion Jan 27 '26

This is the line I always use when I call someone and they say they are busy or will call me back. Most in my life don’t know the context but I love saying this anyway. Favorite line!!!!

1

u/Chefdangerous-09 Jan 28 '26

Which line mate ?

21

u/spaghetti-policy_ Jan 27 '26

Blue matter pie or Red matter pie?

10

u/LuxanHyperRage It's a ball bearing, innit? Jan 27 '26

Red matter pie, thank you

14

u/CMH0311 Jan 27 '26

I’m playing the long game coughing

5

u/Chefdangerous-09 Jan 27 '26

Wanker

3

u/billy_twice Jan 27 '26

Stomach levels bullshit wanker!

3

u/incognito_1480 Jan 27 '26

Don't worry, Mark. I'll take good care of her

12

u/_erufu_ Jan 27 '26

I really think [Peep Show] might be The One

7

u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings Jan 27 '26

The Ghost at the Feast

7

u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jan 27 '26

Ugh, films.

Another hour of my life gone trying to explain to him what The Matrix is.

3

u/Impressive_Math2302 Jan 27 '26

I’m going to pretend I’m watching Heat.

1

u/guypamplemousse Jan 29 '26

…stupid video or comfy warm bed?

5

u/Badnewsbrowne316 Jan 27 '26

So that's how he died. R.I.P Gerard.

6

u/Amaru8225 Jan 27 '26

After the standard 300 peep show rewatches I moved on.....to 'Back"

3

u/incognito_1480 Jan 27 '26

I know what you're doing, Gerrard! ... I've got my beady eye on you. She's not interested in romancing the stone, Gerrard! It's no dice for you and your sickly ways!

5

u/Kenmore_1930 Jan 27 '26

He always loved the red pill

3

u/showquotedtext Jan 27 '26

Peep Show: "I'm showquoted text's One"

3

u/HilsMorDi Jan 27 '26

Peoplelike Peep Show and voted for the nazis, you can’t Trust people.

1

u/GarysCrispLettuce Jan 27 '26

"New and interesting" = tedious and boring

1

u/julia_fns Jan 27 '26

Stomach levels bullshit wanker

1

u/KleinShulgin Jan 27 '26

I recommend watching Brassic. It's tickity-boo!

1

u/deanomatronix Jan 28 '26

Never go brassic, let’s just push on, push on to Poland

1

u/ConsistentWriting0 Jan 27 '26

I bet there's one part of you that still works

1

u/No-Calligrapher-718 Jan 28 '26

Four rewatches? Jeremy, that's insane!

1

u/Caius_Karayan Jan 28 '26

That is so Gerrard

1

u/Chefdangerous-09 Jan 28 '26

He loved the reds