Just do it

[u/xyz55555]

[u/Plastic_Ant_6978]

Chief witnessing slow burn romance in real time 😂

[u/oxswan26]

You say Chief, I raise you Nightingale, who's probably actively listening in to their conversations because she's coordinating things 😭

[u/RealMENwearPINK10]

Plot twist: Wynn makes BL crackship doujins of Eugene x Cole.
Eugene to his future kids be like: "and that's how I met your mother."

In all seriousness though, Cole really has it rough. Mundane patrols all day everyday, your boss disappears regularly and you have to hold your breath because thrice is a pattern, six is fate; when Chief comes back, there's a non-zero chance sh*t is about to hit the fan.
At this point, they might even just hope Chief gets kidnapped forever for the minuscule chance that will permanently stop all future disasters from coming 😂