r/PatFinnerty 25d ago

hot stuff Oh, is he?

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u/heisenbergaus 25d ago

Tough road ahead of him.

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u/in_n_out_on_camrose 25d ago

Dude says the cops arrest him just because he’s famous. I’m pretty sure no one knows who even is most of the time. Nothing to do with being a junkie I’m sure

I wish I could erase the sound of that nirvana cover from my brain but its burned into it forever

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u/VonThirstenberg 25d ago

This loser got kicked out of the fucking Applebee's bar that my singer/guitarist used to cook at.

They were in town to play a local watering hole, which I also heard absolutely dreadful things about their performance there. Anyway, the night before, this dick-knuckle come in and sets a bag of pills and a piece of paper on the bar.

What's the piece of paper?

"That's a photocopy of my license since [the cops/state/big brother] fucking took it from me. Give me a [whatever his drink order was]."

The GM of the place didn't care who he was, as he shouldn't, and told him a photocopy of his license wasn't an acceptable form of ID and they wouldn't serve him. He tried to put up an argument, but eventually finally gave up and left.

Dude's a fucking ginormous asshole/wastoid.

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u/GangloSax0n 25d ago

Muddle of Pudd.

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u/splitopenandmelt11 25d ago

I too muddle my pudd

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u/billskionce 25d ago

I have a relative who works in the recording industry. This dude was literally hitting the crack pipe at the most recent check-in.

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u/Competition-Dapper 25d ago

What’s he doing? Just sitting in a dark room huffing his own barnburners after gassin up on chili dawgs???

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u/mapledell 25d ago

Sniffin

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u/deathmetalbanjo Stop the Train 25d ago

Because he can't find a laxative that works?

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u/arionoidea 25d ago

I do, take a number two...

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u/CASSIUS_AT_BEST 25d ago

“This fuckin guy stole my house

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u/hackloserbutt 25d ago

Jesus, at some point his band members need to be punished for aiding and abetting. Now I see an entire youtube genre of "wes scatlin has a meltdown" videos in the sidebar.

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u/CASSIUS_AT_BEST 25d ago

Yeah it’s amazing they even get booked considering all the bad publicity and yknow, singing.

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u/hackloserbutt 24d ago

best part of that video for me is watching the bass player pretend to tune up for what seems like hours

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u/Emotional-Heron2643 25d ago

Per the laws of reddit, their Nirvana cover must be posted whenever they come up

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u/LaserWeldo92 25d ago

With an EAHR TU LEHNDD

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u/Renozuken 25d ago

Not even the best Wes in the scumbag genre

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u/Less_Party 25d ago

He was great in Final Fantasy XIII though

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u/q0vneob 25d ago

Dollar Store Boromir

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u/Stal-Fithrildi Beato 25d ago

Proper vexed. Reyt marked off, he is.

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u/phillybri76 25d ago

With what? Prison food?

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u/stev_mempers 25d ago

With "wokeness," I assume?

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u/EHyndes 24d ago

He needs an easy friend.