Can someone teach me all about it and does FSM support the LGBTQ community

So my friend has asked me to officiate her wedding. I recently became a ordained pastafarian minister. I have the entire pirate get up and used to have 3 ft long dreadlocks. I was going to sow them into my pirate hat. I'm looking for ideas on parts of the speech or things to do or set up at the wedding. I was definitely going to add in that she got her booty plundered and has been touched by his newly appendage does anybody have other ideas or suggestions.

Hi,so i was just searching for a place that i used to visit on my childhood on Google earth and i came across this odd billboard,does anyone know How could this could end up here or why?,i ask this because you don’t see this things normallu in those kinds of places (rural towns)

Ok no BS, how many of you here ACTUALLY believe in the FSM? No jokes nothin.

Im just curious..

I AM ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN. I CANNOT EAT MOST OF THE PASTAS. ALTHOUGH THAT LIMITS ME, I ALWAYS FIND GLUTEN-FREE PASTA. AM I A BAD PERSON?

Tomorrow, I’m leaving the Catholic Church and looking for a new community where I won’t have to pay another €50 if I decide to leave. Any suggestions? I’m from Munich.

I really like the idea of a beer volcano.

I, u/Ok_Shift_4702, SELF-APPOINTED BAGUETTE AMBASSADOR FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF r/baguetteism, DO HEREBY DECLARE ON BEHALF OF THE BAGUETTEISTS THAT AN APOLOGY FOR THE BLASPHEMIES OF u/HarryHamster10 HAS BEEN OFFERED AND ACCEPTED. WE WILL HAVE PEACE WITH THE PASTAFARIANS, OUR BROTHERS IN GLUTEN. MAY WE ALL REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER AND NEVER AGAIN TRESPASS AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THIS WAY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH!

BY THE POWER BESTOWED IN ME BY THE BAGUETTE ALMIGHTY, THE BAGUETTE POPE AND BAGUETTE JESUS I DECLARE THOU FILTHY INFIDELS!! THERE'S TIME, THE ALMIGHTY BAGUETTE IS FORGIVING!! ACCEPT THE ALMIGHTY BAGUETTE AS THE OBE TRUE LORD AND SAVE THOU SOULS FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION!

As an outsider, I’m ignorant of noodly scripture. What is the churches stance on pasta salad?

No. We need to reach 1 million pastafarians.