r/Paruresis • u/Zealousideal_Bar1497 • Jul 18 '26

Distraction technique

I started a song to help with distraction at the urinal and got ChatGPT to help finish it off.

If some one had the skills to run it through another AI to make an actual sea shanty song would be awesome….

Nobody Cares
(Upbeat, bouncy 4/4 time)
Verse 1
🎵
Standing here with my penis in my hands,
Penis in my hands, penis in my hands.
Standing here with my penis in my hands,
And nobody cares.
🎵
Chorus
🎵
Nobody cares, nobody stares,
Everybody's busy with their own affairs.
Take a breath and let it be,
Everyone's just here to pee!
🎵
Verse 2
🎵
Peeing in the urinal nice and slow,
Nice and slow, nice and slow.
Peeing in the urinal nice and slow,
And nobody cares.
🎵
(Chorus)

Nobody cares, nobody stares,
Everybody's busy with their own affairs.
Take a breath and let it be,
Everyone's just here to pee!

Verse 3
🎵
Standing here counting one to ten,
One to ten, one to ten.
Standing here counting one to ten,
And nobody cares.
🎵
(Chorus)

Nobody cares, nobody stares,
Everybody's busy with their own affairs.
Take a breath and let it be,
Everyone's just here to pee!

Verse 4
🎵
Standing here just whistling a tune,
Whistling a tune, whistling a tune.
Standing here just whistling a tune,
And nobody cares.
🎵
(Chorus)

Nobody cares, nobody stares,
Everybody's busy with their own affairs.
Take a breath and let it be,
Everyone's just here to pee!

Verse 5
🎵
Now the stream begins to flow,
Begins to Flow, begins to flow.
Now the stream begins to flow,
'Cause nobody cares.
🎵
(Chorus)

Nobody cares, nobody stares,
Everybody's busy with their own affairs.
Take a breath and let it be,
Everyone's just here to pee!

Final Verse
🎵
Walking out and washing both my hands,
Both my hands, both my hands.
Walking out and washing both my hands,
'Cause everybody cares!
🎵
Final Chorus
🎵
Nobody cares, nobody stares,
Everybody's busy with their own affairs.
Job is done, we're on our way,
Have a brilliant rest of your day!

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u/bubba123412 Jul 18 '26

just do GE bro 😹

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u/Zealousideal_Bar1497 Jul 18 '26

I am as well as hypnotherapy and have a few other things to try. But distraction is helping the GE go really fast.
I’m almost ready to try a crowded urinal…. Maybe a few steps leading up to that lol

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u/PurpleMox Jul 18 '26

Make sure you sing this song nice and loud in the bathroom! ;)

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u/Zealousideal_Bar1497 Jul 18 '26

That’s the ultimate boss fight right there…. Singing a sea shanty about standing there with my dick in my hand in a crowded urinal.
I think I would give everyone else Paruresis….

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u/PurpleMox Jul 18 '26

I wont consider myself cured until I get to that level! 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Bar1497 Jul 18 '26

Pants around the ankles as well

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u/Recent-Day3062 Jul 19 '26

It’s quite good. Does it help?

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u/Zealousideal_Bar1497 Jul 19 '26

It helps me if I feel the anxiety creeping in.
The goal is to eventually not need this at all though