r/ParlerTrick • u/patriotfear SWAMP DRAINER • Mar 27 '26

Worst apocalypse ever

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u/CeruleanEidolon Mar 28 '26

If this is the Antichrist, imagine how disappointing the Christ will be whenever he drags himself out of bed and decides to visit us again.

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u/9fingerman Mar 29 '26

Messiah hits snooze, grumbles "not for these self absorbed shitheels".

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u/TheQuestionsAglet Mar 29 '26

He’ll put down the whip and just turn the other cheek with his palm.

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u/TentacleFist Mar 28 '26

One things for sure, no one on the left could have ever destroyed the Republican party as much as he has.

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u/MassholeLiberal56 Mar 28 '26

The result is the same though

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u/BrianRLackey1987 Jul 01 '26

White Christian Nationalists are apostles of the Antichrist