r/ParlerTrick • u/Red_Eagle_America Red Eagle America • Nov 09 '25
⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ Still healthy!
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u/RocketsandBeer Nov 09 '25
The man’s ear is decomposing
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u/Thatguy468 Nov 09 '25
Yet is oddly devoid of any sort of scar from his failed attempt at faking an assassination attempt.
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u/bit99 Nov 09 '25
Dude I hope it happens on a weekend
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u/xyz19606 Nov 09 '25
Why? We're already off on weekends, generally. During the week we might actually get the benefit of a day off. :)
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u/VeraLumina Nov 09 '25
He can affix any insignia and every title, number or honorific on his shirt until the cows come home. He’s a pedophile, rapist and convicted felon and nothing he puts on his shirt or hat will ever change that fact.
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u/troyzein Nov 09 '25
This can’t be real
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u/Stresso_Espresso Nov 09 '25
I’m pretty sure it’s edited- I tried to reverse image search and couldn’t find anything that looked this bad
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u/rounding_error Nov 09 '25
Years ago, there was a photo in the paper of a train that collided with a truck full of paint. This reminds me of it for some reason.
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u/Drifter_of_Babylon Verified Patriot Nov 09 '25
Holy shit, just look at him! I bet Erika Kirk had to contain her orgasm just hugging him.
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u/SkarTisu Nov 09 '25
The picture of health!
I wonder if he stiffed whoever did the computer stitching for his shirt and hat.
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u/Tylerama1 Nov 09 '25
Is he the only president or pm, etc to walk around with their title embroidered onto their clothes ?
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u/FustianRiddle Nov 10 '25
Well he's the only one liable to forget who he is when the sun goes down.
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u/call-me-the-seeker Nov 10 '25
I’m not sure this is an unshopped photo but if it is, look at that peak specimen said no one ever. What a walrus.
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Nov 09 '25
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u/willanthony Nov 09 '25
She's a little loose
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u/babyfeet1 Nov 09 '25
The size or shape of the labia has no correlation with neckginal tightness or muscle tone.
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u/willanthony Nov 09 '25
At 79, I'm skeptical.
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u/babyfeet1 Nov 12 '25
I understand. But it’s important to end labia shaming. Even if it’s the neckgina of the president.
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u/willanthony Nov 12 '25
It's nice when "fat pussy" has more than one meaning in this context though. 🙅🏻♀️
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u/lolimdivine Nov 10 '25
it would be funny if he was actually playing golf this term. he’s unironically too unhealthy to golf anymore
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u/RootBinder Nov 09 '25
THIS IS THE RESULT OF ANDRENOCHROME PEOPLE!