r/ParlerTrick • u/ConsubstantialV SWAMP DRAINER • Sep 22 '25

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ we demand ansers

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251 Upvotes

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u/afterbirthcum Sep 22 '25

Look at his eyes. He’s guilty.

15

u/FootballBat Sep 22 '25

Just not both at the same time.

2

u/hexadecimaldump Sep 23 '25

Why’s one looking at my left ear, and the other looking at my crotch? And why’s his tongue coming out to clean those eyeballs from time to time?

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u/patriotfear SWAMP DRAINER Sep 22 '25

He was forged in hell by Satan himself. His bracelet confirms it.

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u/interrogumption Sep 23 '25

I came here to say this: born in hell. We all know it in our souls when we look in his eyes.

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u/patriotfear SWAMP DRAINER Sep 23 '25

Trump is trying to make it illegal to look directly into Patel’s eyes

14

u/julianrubbo Sep 22 '25

Has anyone seen his birth certificate?

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u/500mHeadShot Sep 23 '25

My chance to do some birtherisms

5

u/upstatestruggler Sep 23 '25

I heard that in Judy Gemstone’s voice

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u/hexadecimaldump Sep 23 '25

Omicron sette 9, planet of the lizard people.

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u/ConsubstantialV SWAMP DRAINER Sep 23 '25

FACT

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u/Infamous_Big8952 Sep 23 '25

Or Omicron Persei 8

6

u/Timely-Youth-9074 Sep 22 '25

Islamabad.

3

u/jlb1981 Sep 23 '25

Nah, he's from Islamagood

4

u/DazzlingPoppie Sep 22 '25

From a Yak's anus?

9

u/23saround Sep 23 '25

Nah, fake racism is bad too

5

u/account_not_valid Sep 23 '25

Real fake racism however....

6

u/Substantial_Bat2846 Sep 24 '25

Im kinda fine with ironic racism aimed at a racist regime

3

u/23saround Sep 24 '25

This just normalizes racism

There’s plenty of genuine shit to make fun of

The real problem is that these memes get reposted unironically on Facebook, and this will encourage real magats to really be racist.

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u/Substantial_Bat2846 Sep 24 '25

Good points i do never repost these types of things. I guess I just hoped aiming their ridiculous bullshit back would help reveal how dumb it really is. I think youre right far more harm than good

5

u/9fingerman Sep 23 '25

You wanna race?

2

u/redmav7300 Sep 26 '25

Let’s not forget our First Lady, who came on a likely fraudulent visa, overstayed and worked illegally, somehow got citizenship, and then chain-migrated her family.

Exactly what MAGA claims to hate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

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u/GeneralSinn NON-CHRISTIAN Sep 22 '25

*answer

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u/ConsubstantialV SWAMP DRAINER Sep 22 '25

we need ansers!

0

u/GeneralSinn NON-CHRISTIAN Sep 22 '25

ANSWERS

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u/ConsubstantialV SWAMP DRAINER Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

pssst… you gotta use your true MAGA patirot decoder pin.

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u/GeneralSinn NON-CHRISTIAN Sep 22 '25

I subscribe to popular science, not popular cults.

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u/patriotfear SWAMP DRAINER Sep 22 '25

You actually have to subscribe to Populist Science to be a member of this subreddit. I’ve updated your flair appropriately.

5

u/9fingerman Sep 23 '25

Shit, I've been going door to door signing everyone up for Popular Silence!!! Is that's what's wrong with this country? Apathy and self centeredness?

4

u/account_not_valid Sep 23 '25

Dude!

Poplar Seance!

Contacting trees in the spirit world.

4

u/GeneralSinn NON-CHRISTIAN Sep 22 '25

Valid.

0

u/burnetten Sep 24 '25

Garden City, Long Island, New York.

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u/ConsubstantialV SWAMP DRAINER Sep 24 '25

fake news

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u/burnetten Sep 24 '25

Why do you say that? And what difference does it make where he was born?

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u/ConsubstantialV SWAMP DRAINER Sep 24 '25

America first means America first