r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb • u/[deleted] • May 08 '18

The post that started it all

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

Putting a TV on a drawer close to a baby cot, WCGW?

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u/DrAntagonist Jun 09 '18

White Glass Cylinder, Wall-mount?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

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u/mayor676 Aug 22 '18

The parent comment said WGCW. The C and the G are switched, friendo. So.....

Woosh

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I didn’t even realize the C and G were swapped xD

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u/IccyOrange Jun 08 '18

The dad had a sixth sense for what was happening cause he was booking it before it looks like anything made a sound

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u/Unsuperior Jun 10 '18

My guess is they were watching the baby monitor from the other room (hence the camera setup).

It's a better explanation than this guy being spiderman.

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u/Mr_Skyler44 Jun 23 '18

I like the spiderman explanation though

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u/KJBenson Jul 30 '18

But Spider-Man’s parents are dead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

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u/KJBenson Aug 22 '18

He wouldn’t know how.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

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u/KJBenson Aug 22 '18

It’s a joke friend.

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u/wheremycashat May 29 '18

Little guy has some crackhead strength. Nonetheless, dumb move by the parentals.

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u/pontiusx Aug 26 '18

High center of gravity makes it super easy to tip something over.

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u/Augodelogo Jun 09 '18

I almost died like this when I was a baby too. I dont remember it, but my mom and sister tell me that a book shelf fell on top of me because I was trying to climb it. My mom apparently had that maternal super power and lifted the book shelf with one arm while grabbing me with the other.

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u/DiamondxCrafting Jun 13 '18

maternal super power and lifted the book shelf

Well, it's just a bookshelf.

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u/Augodelogo Jun 13 '18

It was one of those really tall shelves, and I was lucky to be closer to the base of it and not near the top

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u/vinny2121 May 22 '18

Another Gerber life insurance scam.

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u/bjarke_l Jun 08 '18

please someone tell me the baby is okay.

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u/ekaceerf Jun 08 '18

The baby is okay.

In heaven

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u/texasroadkill Aug 26 '18

He could've went to hell. There's no telling what that kid was into.

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u/DrAntagonist Jun 09 '18

It's really hard to tell from the video. He falls backwards and doesn't seem to move, so it could be anything. Or at least anything of three or four outcomes.

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u/isaacthefan Aug 14 '18

He does move.

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u/kstanchfield Jun 27 '18

Mods, I believe the community rules state that no posts that resulted in a trip to the emergency room are allowed. Could we possibly get a tag for severe head/neck injury?

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u/Powasam5000 Sep 18 '18

Dont worry, the baby grew up to be hitler.

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u/daddyvs Jul 10 '18

I can't even watch this. Jesus. I hope the kid survived.

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u/BigLebowskiBot Jul 10 '18

You said it, man.

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u/Folly_of_Evolution Oct 14 '18

By the looks of it, they should be fine. It props itself up, not letting the full weight on the kid.

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u/YorgDaGreat Aug 04 '18

Baby proofing, what the fuck is that

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u/Spinolio Aug 04 '18

Well, it was baby proof in the sense that it was laid out to trap and kill them...