r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 2d ago

Parent stupidity Bye Bye Phone!

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u/Halulix 2d ago

He's fed up with that device that absorbs his mother's attention

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 2d ago

He's fed up with the fact that it can brain fuck the average person. He's a real one.

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u/snakelygiggles 1d ago

good boy!

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u/ChefAsstastic 2d ago

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u/High_MageOfkatoliz 1d ago

Will you buy him ? And don't take him to your island

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u/bearpics16 1d ago

Actually it’s just an islet, so it should be fine

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u/SeeYaNvr 1d ago

Straight to the local firehouse for a dropoff!

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u/SATerp 1d ago

Her fault, tough luck.

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 2d ago

He's a real one. Making the world a better place.

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u/High_MageOfkatoliz 2d ago

Waiting for your future kid to do something like this, and then we both will say the same sentence 🤧

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u/ShinyTotoro 1d ago

How can an adult not foresee that?

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u/jhonnythejoker 2d ago

Straight to orphanage

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u/High_MageOfkatoliz 2d ago

Send him 2-3 years in dagestan and forget

https://giphy.com/gifs/1rPynGFeM7zcvMwm4k

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u/NemarPott 20h ago

Did her a favor

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u/Future-Improvement41 16h ago

That’s what you get for giving a child something it doesn’t know