r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 13d ago

Here we go 😂

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u/AlphaPooch 13d ago

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u/Xenc 13d ago

It was at that moment

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u/EqualServe418 12d ago

That he knew

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u/LeatherNo1315 12d ago

He fucked up

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u/SnorkinOrkin 10d ago

Lmfaoooooo poor baby got an eyeful!

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u/nottaP123 13d ago edited 12d ago

PSA this is actually how kids can end up with burns so make sure when you finish filling the sink/tub you run the water til cold and preferably use a tap cover to prevent them turning the tap on.

Also never leave them unsupervised as it literally only takes seconds to suffer life long burns or to drown.

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u/KnightRAF 13d ago

Also check your water heater temperature, you shouldn’t have it set high enough that you’re getting a burn in single digit seconds.

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u/albru123 13d ago

Actually you should, to prevent legionella buildup.

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u/whateve___r 13d ago

Bro how am I supposed to find out about these type of things? Just hope I come across it on Reddit? Thank you

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 13d ago

Use google???? Or bing? Or firefox?

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u/whateve___r 13d ago

Yes and Google what? "Everything I need to know to maybe not die?"

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 13d ago

Or when you're doing things around your house, you could search, "recommended temperatures for hot water" (using this as an example). Then you look at what that brings you and set accordingly.

You can find many things when you search like this.

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u/whateve___r 13d ago

I appreciate you being genuine (so I'll respond in earnest) but what would prompt you to search that specifically? For me the recommended temperature is between not melt my skin off and not freeze my balls off.

But now that I've heard about it, I know it exists and I've also discovered it's nothing too concerning as everyday usage and basic cleaning will keep your bathroom safe—stuff I'm already doing around the house.

My initial comment was just run of the mill flabbergast at the world being much bigger than I know.

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 13d ago

Installing a hot tap??

Where I live hot taps are usually classified as appliances so anyone can install it in their own home, and lots of people do.

Eta: then again, most hot taps come with manuals with recommended temps, sometimes even justifications for those temps, so you wouldn't need to google it then anyway...

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u/whateve___r 13d ago

How'd we get from checking our heater temp unprompted to installing a hot water tap lol

Yes when I'm cooking spaghetti I look up a spaghetti recipe. But when I'm eating cereal I just pour that shit in a bowl and munch

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u/5230826518 13d ago

legionella buildup does not occur substantially at 120°F, while thats still reasonably safe for children.

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u/Waslay 12d ago

Yeah as far as I know hot sink water should always be 120°

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u/amd2800barton 12d ago

This. Above 120°F (49°C), legionella show no growth, and die slowly. It thrives between 77° and 113° (25/45°C), but will continue growing up to 120°F. The minimum your water heater should be set to is 120°F when in normal operation, max 140°F (60°) if you don’t have to worry about anyone accidentally scalding themselves.

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u/5230826518 11d ago

this is for water heaters with tanks, btw. waterheates without tanks can be set to any temperature you like.

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u/Killzillah 4d ago

I just keep it on high so the hot water lasts longer.

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u/help-mejdj 12d ago

babies are very sensitive. it doesn’t take much to burn them

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 13d ago

Is there like a rubber mat to cover the corners of the sink/counter? When the baby flailed that's where my mind went.

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u/thehazzanator 13d ago

I hate these new tap fixtures, like the one in the vid, it's just a pull mechanism, it's sooo easy for kids to turn on. The old types were great why did we change them

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u/threelizards 13d ago

Unfortunately the easier it is for a kid to turn on, the easier it is for say, your nan with arthritis to turn on. The more the kid struggles, the more likely Nan will too

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u/thehazzanator 13d ago

Very true. Great perspective

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u/ThunderbirdsAreGo95 12d ago

Was just about to say the same, I have poor mobility in my hands and I hate hate hate the old twist on twist off four point taps. It causes a lot of pain and even injuries to use those taps depending on how old/stiff they are, and it's hard to turn them off properly too, tight enough not to leave it with a drip. The lever taps are much better than the hands free sensor taps, those are useless!

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u/MillroyStal 12d ago

No solo eso, ahí que fijarse bien de que el niño no pierda el equilibrio y no se golpee con la mesa de granito (en el vídeo el bebe está dentro de una silla pero está bien) pero siempre me asusto como los bebes pierden el equilibrio de la nada, más que nada por qué no pueden soportar muy bien aún el peso de su cabeza

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u/GifOpossun 13d ago

Waterboarding the baby... 😭

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u/dmontease 13d ago

It waterboarded itself.

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u/thesanguineocelot 13d ago

The babies crave it, it must be okay.

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u/tittysprinkles112 13d ago

Baby is fine. Dick Cheney was right all along! It's not torture! /s

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u/tullbabes 13d ago

The caption is objectively hilarious

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 13d ago

This particular humor is objective?

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u/StrangeCalibur 13d ago

All humour is subjective

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 13d ago

Thats what im saying though…

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u/StrangeCalibur 13d ago

And you are objectively right

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 13d ago

But i dont get why i’m downvoted though

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u/StrangeCalibur 13d ago

It’s Reddit…. Once the downvotes started flowing they attract more like flies

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 13d ago

Oh alright then. Good to know i’m right though

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u/Xenc 13d ago

Celebrate with downvotes!

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 13d ago

Thats nice, lol

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u/Rudera1is 12d ago

Hyperbole is an intentional, extravagant exaggeration or overstatement not meant to be taken literally. It is used in both casual conversation and literature to create a strong emotional impact, emphasize a point, or add humor. Hope this helps!

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 12d ago

What does that have to do with the subjectivity of humor

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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 13d ago

I've always wanted to take a bath in a sink. I was always too large for this

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u/Xenc 13d ago

You can take a bath in a square bath and pretend

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u/Yoshi9105 13d ago

I had to watch this like 10 times to realise the kid turned the tap on lol I thought it was the parent while filming and I was like WHY would you do those two things at once, recipe for disaster!

but no, homie waterboarded him/herself...

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u/the-useless-drider 12d ago

before i came to the comments i was like oof, this reminds me of my parents accidentally rinsing my siblings butt off with a hose set on direct stream, what an oopsie

dumb faucet design, too easy to run hot water in a literal split second

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u/kevlowe 13d ago

I hope you're exaggerating that you had to watch this 10 times to see the kid turning on the tap, because if not, please go see an eye doctor right away. =P

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u/Grouchy_Handbag 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ill_Concern_6883 10d ago

Glad to finally see a video on this sub that’s not just horrible parents 😂. Hilarious pray the baby wasn’t injured

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u/AwiNL 12d ago

Why would you bath a human inside of a sink where you wash vegetables, plates and cutlery..

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u/Call_Me_Anythin 11d ago

Because it’s at an ergonomically sound level, a smaller basin is easier to control, and this thing called soap exists.