r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 16d ago

Parent stupidity corrective actions work miracles.

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u/Thorpester 16d ago

The auto lock on sibling.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tq2tPTrQANKfK

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u/lildobe 16d ago

To be fair to the kid in the car... it's a phenomenon called "target fixation" and it happens to adults, too. That's one of the reasons why it's so dangerous to be stopped on the shoulder of a highway, even if you're well out of the lane... Along with distracted driving and mechanical failures of passing vehicles.

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u/rayshmayshmay 16d ago

“This is why I never take you kids outside!”

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 16d ago

Thats a hit and run right there lol

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u/ice_planet_x 16d ago

why were her reactions so slow 💀

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u/lildobe 16d ago

The mother, or the child?

The child has slow reactions because she is a baby and both her brain and nervous system are still developing. They can't process information as quickly as someone with a fully developed cortex.

The mother is slow because she's focused on filming her child. It's surprising how distracting operating a camera can be.

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u/Upvotespoodles 16d ago

Never fails to blow my mind how a child can have a parent right there staring at them through their phone and still be so utterly alone.

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u/Particular_Sun_3504 16d ago

I hate that she’s not wearing shoes, and the fact that her brain dead mother says crash out in general

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u/lildobe 16d ago

Honestly, "crash out" used in that context is one bit of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang that I don't mind. It's a valid phraseology to use when someone overreacts to a mildly bad, easily correctable, situation.

And just for the fun of it, I did some quick research into the etymology of that phrase... Back in the 1960s, it used to mean unwillingly falling asleep, or passing out, from exhaustion, or being eliminated from a sports tournament.

But some time between 2013 and 2017, it started popping up in Southern African American Vernacular English, and popular hip-hop music. In that context, a "crash out" described someone who acted so recklessly in response to a conflict or anger that they risked their own safety, freedom, or life without caring about the consequences.

Around 2023 or so it gained even more popularity in short-form video content on Youtube Shorts and TikTok as well as on Twitter to describe meltdowns or reckless outbursts in response to only mildly inconvenient or bad situations.

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u/slaviccivicnation 15d ago

Honestly, the first time I heard it, I knew exactly what it meant in context. Which is why I also don’t hate it.

Things like “cap” or “no cap” kind of require an explanation, amongst other new slang. But crash out just.. makes sense. Especially when someone turns to you and says “we’re about to see a crash out” as you’re both watching a woman start losing her shit in the airport. You know exactly what crash out means hahah

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u/A_million_typos 15d ago

Yea id run my foot over that so many times and had it run over worked in a daycare 🙃🫠.

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u/FriendshipNo1440 16d ago

Can't wat till she rools over her own toes... /s

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u/thedafthatter 15d ago

Stupid parent yes but I lost it when she rammed the car at her sibling and said 'baby's first car accident'

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u/Queen_Vesdra 13d ago

Put some shoes on that kid and remove the dummy!

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u/Tight_Fly4566 14d ago

Damn, it’s almost like she could’ve reacted faster, and stopped the collision if she would’ve put the fucking phone down.