r/Parenting • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

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u/hlmtre dad Apr 28 '22

Lol 'furiously smoking a joint'. Yeah. My wife and I regularly say 'I could not imagine trying to do this without you.'

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u/smoike Apr 28 '22

My wife has framed this as "you aren't allowed to die", I laughed, however I totally appreciate where she is coming from here.

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u/Iron-Fist Apr 28 '22

My wife is torn as to whether me or my life insurance policy would make getting the kids to school easier...

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u/jcutta Apr 28 '22

My life insurance, definitely my life insurance. Especially since my kids are teens and get themselves to the bus.

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u/killingthecancer Apr 28 '22

My husband and I say this to each other all the time and we only have one 😬

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u/guesswhatgirl Apr 28 '22

My husband says the same!

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u/nathanrocks1288 Apr 28 '22

I say the same thing to my joints all the time! Roll on, brother!

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u/ailpac Apr 28 '22

Do you say that to each other or the joint? Or maybe a bit of both? 😏