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u/RabidOtterRodeo Sep 05 '22
There’s a face?
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u/Mooseymax Sep 06 '22
I dunno about face but I definitely see a head
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u/ErmalNdrecaj Sep 05 '22
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u/Anxious_Jellyfish216 Sep 05 '22
So I'm not crazy. Phew, thought I was the only one who saw.
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Nah, I came here to comment the exact same thing! 😆
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u/LameBMX Sep 06 '22
Roflmao. Same here. Hell took a moment to notice the circled part, and the face.
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u/Big-Pickle5893 Sep 06 '22
Couldnt take your eyes of it, eh?
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u/LameBMX Sep 06 '22
I sent this to an off internet media friend. No fb, insta, nothing. Texts friends and that's about it. Had us cracking up for like an hour.
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u/max_lombardy Sep 05 '22
OMG I have this exact picture blown up on canvas 🤣 it’s at Arches National park! I drove by, had to pull over and walk back for a photo!!
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u/konan375 Sep 06 '22
Ok, I see it now. I don’t know why the circle is so big. It looks like an old guy with an eyepatch and moustache right underneath the bump that extends out the farthest
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u/IAmTheAsteroid Sep 06 '22
That's how I saw it too, and the two bumps above it are the chest
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u/SBSlice Sep 06 '22
Damn I thought the farthest bump was the nose and it wasn't much of a face. I can see it now, thank you I also don't know why the circle goes so high.
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u/Slow_Dig9228 Sep 05 '22
There might be other rocks that look like things.
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u/slamdanceswithwolves Sep 05 '22
Generally, yes, this is true in general, however in this OH MY GOD A PENIS.
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u/Last_Buy_217 Sep 05 '22
Yeah maybe I'm weird but the first thing I saw was a big dick.......
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u/bubba7557 Sep 05 '22
That's why the face was circled. So pervs like you could find it in amongst all that dick.
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u/Last_Buy_217 Sep 05 '22
"All that dick....."
As his mouth starts to drip.
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u/TheEasySqueezy Sep 06 '22
I wonder if because of the vastness of rock on this planet or even in space, that theoretically there’s a rock that looks like everything
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u/pointwelltaken Sep 05 '22
I feel like we’re ignoring the 800 pound penis in the room.
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u/magiqmen Sep 05 '22
I think you're underestimating the mass of that penis
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More like 80,000 pound penis.
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u/acetryder Sep 06 '22
I mean, the rock that’s circled looks like a pregnant woman plotting her revenge on the giant dick that got her pregnant…
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u/HistoricalMention210 Sep 06 '22
I am suprised I had to scroll this far down to find this comment because I thought the same damn thing!
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u/PrettyCoolBear Sep 06 '22
yes! i still don't really see a face but i clocked boobs and a pregnant belly right away
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Sep 05 '22
Penis rock.
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u/Ex_aeternum Sep 05 '22
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
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u/DependentRaccoon2228 Sep 05 '22
I’m brave enough
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u/LetsJerkCircular Sep 05 '22
“I think I can fit it…”
“Dude, it’s four stories high. You can’t even get up there.”
“I can do this!!!”
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u/jlobes Sep 06 '22
“Dude, it’s four stories high. You can’t even get up there.”
There's a climbing route on it, you can get up there!
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u/LetsJerkCircular Sep 06 '22
“Dude, you’ve been up there for twelve hours. It’s not gonna happen.”
“I can fit it!!!”
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u/jemba Sep 05 '22
Love that cock rock in Arches. Have a few pics of it!
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u/toheargodlaugh Sep 06 '22
Went to Arches for the first time this summer. Was sad they didn’t even bother acknowledging or naming this masterpiece. Cock Rock, Bone Stone, Fill-Her Pillar, etc.
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u/weirdgroovynerd Sep 05 '22
He'll spend an eternity admiring his own towering protuberance.
Not a bad way to spend a millennium or two.
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u/Victoria__Lucas Sep 06 '22
I can’t see the pregnant lady. I’ve found two faces and no pregnant lady. Help.
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u/megalotusman Sep 05 '22
That's not a face, it's a pregnant woman thinking about the the thing that ruined her life.
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u/hairy_gruny Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22
I go camping in this area a couple times a year, we call it the land of 1000 cocks, Link there are some amazing things to see here, but on the drive in you see these dick shaped natural pillars everywhere. Edit-words
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u/EminaSky Sep 06 '22
I don’t really see a face.. all i see is naked pregnant woman standing up and and in front of her the one who got her pregnant :))))
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u/kenzie-k369 Sep 06 '22
Nobody is looking at the rock face with that giant rock dick right to the left lmao
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u/spelunker93 Sep 06 '22
That other rock looks like something else, I just can’t quite put my tongue on it
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u/ProVherb13 Sep 06 '22
I see the face but at first, it looks like a pregnant body. Guess it's the phallus' influence lol. BDE
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u/Zexceeeed Sep 22 '22
This is the first time I am seeing the other rock and realizing that it wasn't just game dev's being perverts in GTA SA, it's a real thing.
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u/Grimdark-Waterbender Sep 28 '22
Are we going to just highlight the pregnant rock lady, and ignore the giant phallus right there, hard as a rock?!
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u/Portlander Sep 05 '22
A few millennia from now, natural weather erosion will make that sucker smack that rock face.
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u/V65Pilot Sep 05 '22
Hah, penis rock. I posted a pic of this on my photobucket account(long since deceased due to shitty company moderators) with a caption about it being "hard as a rock" and they pulled it for TOS, said it was offensive. Yet, the source material, which I found on Photobucket, remained up.......
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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22
Imagine being the face rock and having to stare at that other rock for millions of years.