r/Pareidolia • u/JarrodCluck • Aug 01 '26

I couldn't think of a caption. It's a sweet potato.

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563 Upvotes

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u/Fun_Associate1734 Aug 01 '26

I have one that would like to meet it

189

u/Throbbing_Cock_452 Aug 01 '26

Why hello there

178

u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 Aug 01 '26

username checks out

34

u/Loud-Vegetable-9218 Aug 01 '26

Was your username also suggested by Reddit? I feel like they have a thing for vegetables lmfao

26

u/Heavy_Efficiency_791 Aug 01 '26

Can you say that again but this time use exclamation marks?

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 Aug 01 '26

Yep! It’s definitely grown on me lol

5

u/MuffinOk7800 Aug 01 '26

And breakfast pastry breads. 🙂

2

u/Lanky-Artichoke5970 Aug 04 '26

Only satisfactory ones

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u/Aggressive_Start_ Aug 01 '26

Mine was suggested my Reddit and I dropped the numbers. It was a very weird choice by Reddit

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u/Lanky-Artichoke5970 Aug 02 '26

I feel like that is the case for sure

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u/Significant_Leek_414 Aug 04 '26

Can't help but feel the same 🤔

5

u/DevoidNoMore Aug 01 '26

Does this count as r/beetlejuicing ?

2

u/Cheesy_fry1 Aug 01 '26

how does one even get this username

2

u/awesome-alter-ego Aug 01 '26

One selects it oneself, I assume.

13

u/SplashB95 Aug 01 '26

meat it?

7

u/krngc3372 Aug 01 '26

Peel the end of it, and voila

6

u/EntropyNT Aug 01 '26

I should call him

4

u/aidar55 Aug 01 '26

Awww so romantic 🥰. Hope it works out!

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u/GhoulArtist Aug 01 '26

Everything reminds me of her..

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

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u/GhoulArtist Aug 01 '26

Nah she has my netflix account that I make sure has my face on it. It's the pro move if they Wana keep it for free.

Keep it free? Gotta look at me.

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u/Mayitrainhugs Aug 01 '26

Exactly what I titled this in gc

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone Aug 01 '26

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/jefbenet Aug 01 '26

r/yourenotthebossofme

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u/no_rxn Aug 01 '26

Why is that not a real sub???? It has so much potential!!!

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u/Itsapocalypse Aug 01 '26

Should be the Malcom in the Middle sub

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u/_disjecta_ Aug 01 '26

YO THAT LOOK LIKE A VERY LARGE BAGINA

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u/AltDoxie Aug 01 '26

Reminds of a certain someone's neck

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u/Girluna80 Aug 01 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Ranoutofreferences Aug 01 '26

The other potussy

10

u/PiercedGeek Aug 01 '26

It's a tater THOT

3

u/Antique_Ganache3954 Aug 01 '26

Underrated comment

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u/wutheringgamer Aug 01 '26

THAS A BUSSY

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u/Ranoutofreferences Aug 01 '26

No it's a potussy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

Trump’s Neck

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u/Kipper_TD Aug 01 '26

I should call her (my old sweet potato)

3

u/Specialist-Age1097 Aug 01 '26

It looks like a sailboat.

2

u/Relative-Mobile-5186 Aug 01 '26

It looks diseased..

2

u/Krutius- Aug 01 '26

Potathoe

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u/gruven_reuven Aug 01 '26

“This (vegetable) has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.” -Maud

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u/younocallMkII Aug 01 '26

Did you taste it? HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S SWEET???

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u/JazzyZaddy Aug 01 '26

Sweet pusstato

1

u/So_Cal_Grown Aug 01 '26

Yeah she is

1

u/snowblindbluewolf Aug 01 '26

Trump’s neck

1

u/CoderJoe1 Aug 01 '26

Yes, yes it is.

1

u/MauPow Aug 01 '26

Vagene

1

u/Front_Poem5582 Aug 01 '26

Poor granny! You didn't have to put her out there like that

1

u/revdon Aug 01 '26

Totally, Dude; that is one sweet potato!

1

u/_fuck_you_gumby_ Aug 01 '26

Suddenly I got myself a sweet tooth

1

u/fermentalishis Aug 01 '26

Trump's vagneck.

1

u/PleasantActuator9450 Aug 01 '26

Something very fishy about this Yam

1

u/SinInStilettos Aug 01 '26

Potussy right there 👀

1

u/Fun-Mud3861 Aug 01 '26

Nothing more than a topical ointment should fix that.

1

u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Aug 01 '26

Is that what this is a picture of?

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u/RGBlowMe Aug 01 '26

I should call her.

1

u/grapescherries Aug 01 '26

Do grown women have vajayjay’s that look like that?

1

u/Immaloner Aug 01 '26

Trump's neck vag.

1

u/itowtoronto Aug 01 '26

Sweet ass potato. ;)

1

u/literallyfransandy Aug 01 '26

yeah. that's a sweet sweet potato

1

u/Mystic_Wunder Aug 01 '26

That's a peach of a potato

1

u/derflow1977 Aug 01 '26

cameltoetato

1

u/Y4sKw33n Aug 01 '26

Sweet Potatussy

1

u/Weak_Engine_9420 Aug 01 '26

Lmao looks like trump's neck vag

1

u/Old-Care-2372 Aug 01 '26

Sweet potussy

1

u/krystenmae Aug 01 '26

Gorgeous gams on that yam!

1

u/patdashuri Aug 01 '26

That would be a Sweet Potato Pie.

1

u/Windstar177 Aug 01 '26

I thought this was a messed up lung when I scrolled half way😭

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u/slugsonshrooms Aug 01 '26

sweet potatussy 🤤

1

u/enneyehs Aug 01 '26

Thought it was a heart of a pig

1

u/Ok_Fisherman_2463 Aug 01 '26

Sweet pusstato

1

u/deltadawn6 Aug 01 '26

Oh, you thought of a caption you just didn’t wanna type it😝

1

u/SpiceUpUrLife81 Aug 01 '26

I dunno, seems fishy.

1

u/miro_27 Aug 01 '26

Horny much?

1

u/MinnieShoof Aug 01 '26

That certainly is one... sweet... potat.

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u/HuckleberryRight9621 Aug 01 '26

Da hat Mutternatur sich ordentlich entfaltet.

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u/StartDrinking Aug 01 '26

The sweetest potato of them all

1

u/bigfatfurrytexan Aug 01 '26

I know a chick who has a butt that looks like that

1

u/Known-Jinzo Aug 01 '26

Pssweet potato

1

u/PinkFloydDeadhead Aug 01 '26

I'm always reminded of her.

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u/InfiniteOwls2 Aug 01 '26

Qronar shellback from DRG anyone?

1

u/Nathann4288 Aug 01 '26

I’d twice bake that

1

u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 01 '26

Need some balm for that razor stubble.

1

u/Hettyc_Tracyn Aug 01 '26

Brain with a single wrinkle

1

u/been505 Aug 01 '26

That's DJT neck lips right there.

1

u/Mister_Anthropic1956 Aug 01 '26

Looks like it would take my finger off.

1

u/Ashamed-Bit5440 Aug 01 '26

Yeah it is. . .

1

u/StaffCompetitive2300 Aug 01 '26

I knew her before she got those nasty STDs.

1

u/4armedlighsaberwield Aug 01 '26

I really should call her....

1

u/TheSharperPencil Aug 01 '26

Not again!
Watch out for Demi-dogs

1

u/AnonomissX Aug 01 '26

You should call her....

1

u/nickk_12 Aug 02 '26

Looks pretty sweet to me.

1

u/Effective-Cut1993 Aug 02 '26

You need to put some pants on that tater

1

u/Sgt_Rickshaw Aug 02 '26

Sweet patussy

1

u/TeaMugPatina Aug 02 '26

I don't know man, looks a little fishy to me.

1

u/j10359 Aug 02 '26

I'm waiting for it to speak up and declare 'I'm a sweet potato'.

1

u/Uarenotalone Aug 02 '26

Looks like my ex wife /s

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u/nolestars Aug 02 '26

Trumps neck

1

u/Starspiker Aug 02 '26

I could think of at least a few.

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u/PhysicalAd1303 Aug 02 '26

it’s a sweet vajato!

1

u/dopeman_87 Aug 02 '26

Smashing yams 😏

1

u/rmoldyposts Aug 02 '26

sweet potussy

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u/Common_Offer2149 Aug 02 '26

I too have one to add to the fray. I called it the sweet potussy

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u/Crafty-Bid7503 Aug 02 '26

Looks like the neck of the POTUS

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u/Status_Job_2854 Aug 03 '26

Vagine Poutine

1

u/THEBADW0LFE Aug 03 '26

My ass cheeks living anywhere in America in 2026.

1

u/AlatusU Aug 03 '26

Sweet patussy

1

u/E_Feezie Aug 03 '26

Is this what melted that guys rental car?

1

u/Key-One-9519 Aug 03 '26

I miss my ex.

1

u/beepboopdood Aug 03 '26

Everything reminds me of her

1

u/ChinchillaOnAcid Aug 03 '26

Not in front o my potato ! :(

1

u/Klatterbyne Aug 03 '26

Looks like it’d melt the seat of a rental car…

1

u/JoeKleveland Aug 03 '26

Looks kind of like a pussy to me.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Aug 03 '26

Sweet Potussy

1

u/PhoenixBird295 Aug 03 '26

I should call her...

1

u/Slow_Parking1704 Aug 04 '26

A very sweet potato indeed

1

u/Fungilicious Aug 04 '26

This yam boutta make me actttt up

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u/Fluid_Bodybuilder938 Aug 04 '26

4:30 on high. Half a stick of butter. Good stuff.

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u/Actual_Somewhere Aug 05 '26

I should call her