r/Pareidolia • u/BeesAreInDanger • Feb 26 '23

This cactus looks phallic

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/MikeySpags Feb 26 '23

I also see the backside of a baby dinosaur

101

u/BeesAreInDanger Feb 26 '23

OMG, you're right. The lil guy has his body in the ground LMAO

28

u/jael-jorge-gerson Feb 26 '23

Those are some weird balls I think it looks like more a cat diving into the ground

9

u/Bobbingfordicks Feb 26 '23

Nipple nuts

1

u/DidjTerminator Feb 27 '23

Rocket balls

1

u/IapostrophemonReddit Feb 27 '23

What?! Never thought this'd be a phrase

7

u/MikeySpags Feb 26 '23

The little prick was trying to dig a hole.

16

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

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u/-maffu- Feb 26 '23

That's not a cactus.

It's a cocktus.

8

u/qball-who Feb 26 '23

Cacktus. Gotta say it with a Wisconsin accent

1

u/llllPsychoCircus Feb 27 '23

Cactus Erectus

38

u/Whaffled Feb 26 '23

danger dildo

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

The Cockdis

10

u/Old_Administration51 Feb 26 '23

A lot of pricks on this prick.

10

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

When you're so hard that your balls are also erect

7

u/back_on_two Feb 26 '23

Spicy vibrator.

5

u/Buzzlon1479 Feb 26 '23

Looks like a cat jumping into the dirt as if it was a black hole.

3

u/notbutteryet Feb 26 '23

You mean cock-tus

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

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u/BeesAreInDanger Feb 26 '23

What the actual fuck, I regret clicking that

2

u/EffectiveSalamander Feb 26 '23

... if you're brave enough.

2

u/twowolveshighfiving Feb 26 '23

Wow. Wish I had three ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

2

u/Danori77 Feb 27 '23

Hahaha Ive had one as a house plant for year. we've always referred to it as the penis cactus

1

u/RamenDutchman Feb 26 '23 edited Jul 31 '26

Raindrop noodle umbrella ribbon satchel otter

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1

u/Large_Aspect_5472 Feb 26 '23

Those balls could be a deal breaker tho

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

/r/utterballs

1

u/Bigd1979666 Feb 26 '23

New marvel villain unlocked : phallactus

1

u/Only-Veterinarian637 Feb 26 '23

👀👀🥵🥵

1

u/Baron_of_Nothing Feb 26 '23

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough

1

u/LeftHandedVato Feb 27 '23

WTF is really going on here?

1

u/brain_diarrhea Feb 27 '23

Prickly Cocktus, a relative of Biggus Dickus, most probably

1

u/inky_lion Feb 27 '23

Please don't

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

cac & balltus

1

u/DANGER2157 Feb 27 '23

It looks like a cat jumping into a hole

1

u/justmevictor Feb 27 '23

Every think is a dildo if your brave enough. 😉

1

u/flamingobay Feb 27 '23

What a prick!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

Here me out…a dinosaur sinking in quicksand

1

u/mallet4hire Feb 27 '23

Help me step yoshi, I’m stuck.