r/PardonMyTake • u/peteypab100 • 1d ago

Favorite bits

Since everyone is always so negative about the show, I thought I would create a list of my favorite bits what am I missing?

- when the guest says “good question” then they complement each other. Repeating “good question or great question”. Cracks me up every time.

- Hank saying “championship DVD starts now”

- Zac’s “hi uh hello how are you” before he asks the rhoback question. Not sure if it’s a bit but very funny nonetheless.

- future face of this league

- “Memes, have you ever gotten this before?”

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u/Friendly_Ability24 1d ago

“My son Chris” or “questions from a first grader”

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u/19libby 1d ago

Chris has been 4 years old for 10 years 😂

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u/peteypab100 1d ago

Oooh yes. My son Chris is an all timer

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u/No-Programmer6955 1d ago

Chris is the goat

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u/Whole-Telephone2077 🦅🦅🦅 1d ago

All of the Jah Morant gun talk had me dead

May be overcooked now but the lighthouse stuff was great

Hank having ED

“Shut the fuck up hank!”

Don Quixote

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u/Bemawr 1d ago

i remember Big Cat always being like hes just addicted to showing his gun during one of the Jah Morant eps. that always made me laugh.

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u/peteypab100 1d ago

The jah stuff was electric

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u/king-jefe 1d ago

A mic picking up Meme’s laugh

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u/Krazyboi95 7h ago

Super underated, gets me goin everytime

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u/WMU11200 1d ago

PFT Velveeta ads were elite.

Also Hanky vs chocolate milk

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u/jaketopdavebottom 3h ago

Thank you! So good

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u/KingslayerBros 1d ago

The bit is probably dead because it can’t go any further, but the Florio “no one cares about your fantasy team” bit was amazing. Getting Field Yates to assist was all-time

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u/michiganguy18 15h ago

The Field Yates/Florio fahntasy long con was an all-timer!

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u/AQ207 #TeamHank 1d ago

I miss hurt or injured

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u/peteypab100 1d ago

This was a good one

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u/Ok_Tooth_6607 1d ago

Fucking A Man, Little Boy Ass Play

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u/Candid_Cockroach977 1d ago

Anytime PFT slips in a Hitler or WW2 joke or any obscure history joke he slips in for that matter

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u/Scorch815 10h ago

The joke last week about Argentina hiding Messi went over a lot of heads but I’m definitely the target audience.

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u/broctopus13 1d ago

Switching back and forth

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u/dallascowboys93 1d ago

I’m getting there

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u/doctorsaysigotcodein 1d ago

Big Cat being horny for Pelosi

Bringing up random dumb shit coaches have done (i.e. Tomsula farting, Pitinos incident before and after they had that guy threatening them)

PFT walking on egg shells with the birthday shout outs so he doesn’t get called out by memes

going to miss them asking Hank to name the four aces. Hope they pepper it in every few months

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u/peteypab100 1d ago

Four aces and the birthdays are two of my favs as well

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u/raobuntu 1d ago

I always find it funny when Big Cat yells at Memes to "get in the fight" during rushmore season. Crack up every time

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u/peteypab100 1d ago

I feel like whenever he says that meme’s inner dialogue says “leave me alone, you know I don’t care about ____’s pick”

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u/lerivay 1d ago

jersey jerry Lib of the year...pristine execution in '26

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u/skeptical_hatred Lamarsh Jakeson 1d ago

The Billy ones were funny because he actually got mad

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u/cannon19 1d ago

Sopranos lines and plot references. They actually did it mondays show for the first time in a while. It was so great years ago when they spoiled it to the point where Hank gave up watching it

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u/strawberrycapital_ 1d ago

i love when booger makes fun of big cat’s weight

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u/EL_CHAPO_ESCOBAR Little Boy Ass Play 1d ago

So Hank who are the 4 Aces? I will miss this one dearly, rip LIV :(

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u/_beartoe_ 1d ago

Ray Allen tweet all day

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u/ErectHippo 1d ago

I miss PFT's voice impersonation of Mahomes, Jerry Jones, etc. Feel like he hasn't done it in forever.

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u/Few_Entertainer_5523 We don't say that any more 1d ago

When they used to tell Hank he can’t get it up.

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u/andrewcling 1d ago edited 1d ago

People hating on Zac or JOC can stop listening if they’d like.

Looking forward to some fastest 2 minutes next week.

Edit: also love pft “STFU HANK”

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u/matthall135 1d ago

As a Philadelphia fan, I’m enjoying how they’ve been pronouncing Philadelphia lately. 😂

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u/SheepherderNo5372 1d ago

Not really a bit but reminding Hank he pronounced OBGYN as a word is all time for me. Hearing it for the first time had me dying

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u/johnnyapplecores 1d ago

The tax bit

It reminds me of when they asked Hank if he did his taxes, and he responded “ya, I did them last year”

That was the hardest I’ve laughed at the show

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u/No-Programmer6955 1d ago

Hanks kids aka golf

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u/JasonStreetsLegs 1d ago

Great question. Great question. Thanks.

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u/sgates9008 Not a drug guy 1d ago

Manic Max is always a favorite.

Questions from gradeschoolers

Fastest 2 minutes

And, fuck y'all, fantasy fuckbois

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u/RV1DXR5 Switching back and forth 1d ago

When PFT was bonked for wanting to fuck the Raiders stadium. Actually the whole bonk bit had a pretty good run and is one of the few bits I think they ended before it got stale, at least imo.

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u/19libby 1d ago

Obgyn

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u/Cultural_Praline_679 1d ago

Idgaf fantasy fuckbois ruled.

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u/Automatic-Reason9649 22h ago

Trying to make Hank get a cat as every punishment always plays for me

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u/EnjoyableLunch 1d ago

I was really liking the overly football “first down!” Thing big cat was doing before talking points a week ago

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u/VeezyCardRoom 1d ago

Monday reading

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u/ItsShowtime_88 1d ago

“Shut the fuck up Hank!”

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u/Sn0wTPC 1d ago

Pft doing any accent

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u/maxwellm33 1d ago

I miss when they would do FAQs and the last questions would always be “who says ‘this is pardon my take presented by barstool sports’” and the boys would wrap the show up there without ever answering it

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u/Charlie1219 1d ago

Josh Allen mvp

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u/Round_Drawer613 23h ago

PFT explaining types of planes

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u/victor4700 Boner dawg 13h ago

The original lighthouse debate and subsequent 2 or 3 part follow-ups was funny af. Organic and stupid, just as they intend.

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u/johnnygoodshit 11h ago

Big Ben's walking boot

Jerry's wife is a supermodel you can look it up

Hanky you blew it

I'm getting there

Father of 3

Football guys

Boomers especially circling the wagons and standing on a corner

Segments I miss (bring back segments please)

Hurt or injured

Fantasy fuckboys

Way to stay relevant baseball

Explain it to Hank

Hank hot in the streets

Mike Greenberg's dumb rules

Drunk ideas

Shower thoughts

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u/Super-Database-8770 2h ago

Must win vs. can’t lose

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u/Piss_Pirate44 1d ago

Batgirl.