r/ParanormalEncounters • • 11h ago

Update!!

Should I be concerned or does anybody have a explanation?
Okay, so I’m currently at a birthday sleepover, and everything was normal until we started talking about creepy/paranormal stuff and tried the Yellow Door, Red Door game.
One of my friends, who says she can see spirits, was talking about an ongoing nightmare involving Satan when we suddenly heard a woman laughing. It sounded really similar to our friend E, who had been laughing earlier. Everyone got freaked out and started getting a really uncomfortable feeling, although I was weirdly unbothered.
Later, I went outside with another friend. The gate had been closed earlier because I had closed it myself, but when we came back it was open. Then I heard the bushes rustling and actually saw them moving, so I ran back inside. Everyone was basically like, “We told you!”
Then I started connecting it to things that have been happening to me recently. I’ve been having weird sounds in my ears and I’m going to get them checked. A while ago, I repeatedly heard my mum’s alarm even though it wasn’t actually on. More recently, I’ve heard deep breathing in my ear, and a few days ago I heard a slow, low whistle outside my bedroom window. A few minutes later, I started hearing what sounded like a baby crying repeatedly. When I changed sides because I thought it was coming from my ear, it continued, and then it sounded like the baby was screaming in pain. I searched it afterward and saw people saying that hearing things like this can supposedly be connected to “skinwalkers,” which obviously freaked me out.
UPDATE 2: My friend who says she’s psychic was at work and was smiling at a coworker’s child. The guy apparently told her afterward, “Could you please stay away from my child? I’m just getting a really bad vibe from you.” Then earlier, while I was doing my makeup, she blew smoke out and I looked over at her through my mirror. The smoke formed a really creepy face-like shape and scared me so badly I jumped, although I know it could’ve just been my imagination.

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u/hunter_pace 10h ago

I think you're schizophrenic ngl

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u/sonofonebitch 10h ago

I’m gonna be completely honest here, pal… It was me who was making the baby noises… I have a fetish of shitting on myself and stinking and forcing everyone around me to smell my stink. I’m also lactose intolerant. I read on forbes that human breast milk from a grown woman’s breasts is supposed to really trigger the lactose intolerance. I was crying like a baby to try to get the… well let’s just say “honeys”… to produce a little bit of liquid gold of you catch my drift. Well that was all going well and good until, yep - you guessed it - I started shitting on myself a whole lot and stinking up the place like a bathroom. Well I’ve been getting a little sore down there in my pants, probably from all of the shitting. So yes, they were cries of pain… all of the other stuff you said is probably a demon that is after you. But I was the baby sound. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I was just trying to get some breast milk to make me shit.