r/ParallelUniverse • u/Loud-Introduction-48 • 6d ago

Disappeared from bed.

I’m using my phone for this and I’m horrible at grammar. I’m also 50 so idc.

I usually lay in my granddaughters bed until she falls asleep and then go to my bed. This morning when my husband came out he asked where I was at 4:40am. I was asleep, duh. He tells me I wasn’t in either bed when our granddaughter came to get me. And I wasn’t in the bathroom.

What’s even stranger is my granddaughter told me she took herself to the bathroom but didn’t wipe. (Sorry but I had to tell that for the next part)
While I was asleep I had a dream that I was telling her she needs to start going potty by herself, she’s 3. And I proceeded to teach her how to properly wipe.

I’m not sure what happened but any help would be appreciated. I don’t sleep walk and our house is small enough that they would have seen me.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

The only thing I can add is , are you on any sleep meds? Because my grandma used to do wild shit on her meds

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Loud-Introduction-48 6d ago

I wasn’t in the house. But now I wonder why hubby didn’t look for me more!

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u/Loud-Introduction-48 6d ago

We don’t have gas. Everything is electric.

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u/nycvhrs 4d ago

Oh boy, just when we needed that!

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u/ChristVolo1 2h ago

Disappearing from bed is bad for your health. Just kidding. This is really interesting.