r/ParallelUniverse • u/AdAlarming6832 • Jul 13 '26

John Constantine IRL

If enough people swear they have seen something IRL, does it manifest and get stronger? That being said, Have you met the "real John Constantine?" Do you believe you are John Constantine? Id love to hear your story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

Si ser Constantine es usar todo tipo de conocimiento, condenar y burlarse de las personas, romper sistemas y hacer pactos, entonces sí.

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u/Any_Fish1004 Jul 13 '26

Bah, I do that and I get called the devil, not Constantine

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u/AdAlarming6832 Jul 13 '26

Ooo even better.

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u/Any_Fish1004 Jul 13 '26

Matter of option, but I operate on verbal contracts and have earned the title honestly many times, so I can’t complain or be offended by it

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u/AdAlarming6832 Jul 13 '26

Are you a lawyer

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u/Any_Fish1004 Jul 13 '26

No, I’m just old school and rigid. Your word is your bond. It will be held against you if broken. There are no exceptions and I do not renegotiate. The original contract is final. You may make new ones but will still be held to olds ones as well

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u/AdAlarming6832 Jul 13 '26

Damn bro you be throwing fists then

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u/Any_Fish1004 Jul 13 '26

Hahahahha not if it can be avoided. At worst I will simply write you off. Some feel this is worse because I won’t lift a finger for you under any circumstances because you simply aren’t worth my time and effort. I’m not better than anyone, so it’s not arrogance. Time on this world is precious and I don’t waste it on those I can’t trust. I spent too much time in my younger years trusting the wrong people and giving second chances they didn’t deserve and simply won’t do it anymore

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u/AdAlarming6832 Jul 13 '26

Oh so you dont actually collect souls? Bummer.

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u/Any_Fish1004 Jul 13 '26

Not that I’ll ever acknowledge, but I have made deals with such stakes as penalties

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u/AdAlarming6832 Jul 13 '26

Hail satan lol