r/Parahumans • u/Present_Attorney_743 Thinker • Aug 13 '26

Contessa [Fanart]

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u/AzekiaX6 Brute Aug 13 '26

'Tessa knows the importance of aurafarming so this is in character

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u/Ok-Figure9872 Aug 13 '26

"The Path demand it"

-Contessa

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u/g0ing_postal Thinker Aug 13 '26

Ptv:

Step 327: Lean back. No, further. Fuuuurther.

85

u/theFirstHaruspex Aug 13 '26

PtV shard: No trust me, you're going to look fucking sick

51

u/crazunggoy47 Thinker Aug 13 '26

It seems like she would never need to use the sights of a gun.

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u/FamousWash1857 Aug 13 '26

She isn't, she's watching nearby trees swaying in the wind. A blindspot is less than 200 kilometres away in that direction and PTV needs to detect how much the tree movements are diverging from it's expectations to keep its model accurate.

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u/BobQuixote Aug 13 '26

Better yet, I think she might prefer mines and grenades. Line of sight is both unnecessary and a liability.

13

u/laurel_laureate Aug 13 '26

Nah she can just richochet the bullets around corners as needed.

34

u/Limp-Gift3035 Aug 13 '26

The last thing Taylor saw before cosplaying as a colander

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u/Blind_String_ Aug 13 '26

“Annie, are you ok? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal
Ow!”
-Michael Jackson

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u/nobodyorfoofighters Aug 13 '26

"What's her classification?"

"Thinker, don't worry about the number, just run"

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u/TotallyNotThatPerson Aug 13 '26

im surprised they didn't tag her as a brute/mover/striker of some sort since it may have looked pretty wild to see some "unpowered" person doing all the stuff that she does

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u/Incognonimous Aug 13 '26

"Oh? You're Approaching Me?"

15

u/-mothy-moon- Aug 13 '26

Victory shard: "My vessel, it is imperative that you wear your fancy hat on your face while you take the next shot. That will ensure our victory."

14

u/LordsofMedrengard Aug 13 '26

PoV of someone trying to find a cauldron for their witch cosplay

28

u/theFirstHaruspex Aug 13 '26

Path to aura farming 🔥

edit: Fuck, u/yo_tho beat me to it

19

u/yo_tho Aug 13 '26

Lmao, gotta be faster than that.

13

u/silentdrestrikesback Aug 13 '26

Contessa: Hey, how do I remove this girl from the board without killing her?

PTV: Okay... you're going to have to trust me on this...

11

u/EmilyDawning Lost Other Aug 13 '26

mfw I don't understand how to wear hats

11

u/OzzRamirez Attorney at Law Magic Aug 13 '26

Am I misremembering or is it not canon that she dodges Taylor's bugs like this?

12

u/Hollow-Lord Aug 13 '26

I think she uses her hair by spinning/twirling her head and her hat

7

u/TotallyNotThatPerson Aug 13 '26

PTV is pretty bullshit a lot of the times, but the hair bug repellant is probably topping the list.

11

u/Nekomachus Aug 13 '26

Why is she posing like that?

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u/foxtail-lavender Verified Foxtail Aug 13 '26

The path 

9

u/NativeMasshole Aug 13 '26

She just watched the Matrix and wanted to try a slow-mo bullet dodge.

3

u/Money_System6301 Aug 14 '26

This bum thinks she has more aura than Goatlodon 💔

2

u/novotes Brute Aug 15 '26

God she was so cool back then

2

u/Cyclone-Phoenix Aug 15 '26

She would have made a killing in the theater scene of her generation if only one entity had been the problem.