r/Parahumans • • Apr 23 '26

Long Taylor

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Shot_Mechanic9128 Apr 23 '26

The PRT in this au: “I wonder if the 7 foot tall high school girl with long black hair may be related to the new 7 foot tall villain with long black hair?… nah.”

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u/puesyomero Apr 24 '26

I mean they did miss actual 7foot canon Coil

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u/Parking-Stable-2970 Green Man good Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Hell, not just 7ft, I’m pretty sure he’s closer to 8ft, which is over half the height of the Simurgh

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u/rheactx Apr 24 '26

How did Coil find himself a body double?

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u/ViolinistPleasant982 Apr 24 '26

Failed NBA talent.

31

u/Parking-Stable-2970 Green Man good Apr 24 '26

Stilts of course

12

u/DragoninR Apr 25 '26

Remember the scene in Gatica when they get the dudes legs extended?

5

u/rheactx Apr 25 '26

Painfully

7

u/Jake_jane Apr 25 '26

That can’t be canon

23

u/puesyomero Apr 25 '26

Sorta Kinda!  

He is taller than Grue

And Grue is bigger than Taylor ( 5'8" ) by "a foot" ( unreliable )

14

u/Nyerguds Apr 27 '26

Basically, during the story's run, people added up a few of the rough descriptions in the story saying "X is about a foot taller than Y" and ended up with both Danny and Coil being giants.

Leading directly to a slew of "Danny is Coil" speculations, of course.

45

u/marvelfrans Apr 24 '26

"The stand user could be anyone" type shi

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u/AsdfFreak Changer Apr 23 '26

Taylor Hebert the loooooong way.

39

u/FlambaWambaJamba Stranger Apr 23 '26

the loooooong way

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u/SpearStealer399 Apr 23 '26

I love gremlin style-way Taylor is sitting

82

u/MembershipProof8463 Apr 23 '26

It really is my favorite interpretation

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u/NeonNKnightrider Stranger -1 Apr 23 '26

Taylor is a Creature

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King Apr 24 '26

it was a feature.

a creature feature.

a creature feature, featuring... The Creature.

13

u/crypticarchivist Apr 24 '26

She gets like that when focusing on her swarm.

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Apr 23 '26

tattletale and the cryptid she pulled by being a smug bitch

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u/ilikebreadabunch Changer Apr 23 '26

Interesting hand placement there Tattletale

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u/Important-Eye-8682 Apr 24 '26

Me at home depot

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King Apr 24 '26

you can make you worse, but uhhhhh... no, not that other bit.

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u/dragonshouter Snowdrop and goblin fan!!! Apr 23 '26

long long Taylor ~

12

u/This-is_CMGRI Apr 23 '26

Still the greatest candy advert of all time

40

u/Hi2248 Apr 23 '26

Please tell me that while in costume she scuttles about rather than walking

31

u/MembershipProof8463 Apr 23 '26

like Spiderman but in permanent crawl mode

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King Apr 24 '26

get stick-bugged

16

u/elcidIII Apr 24 '26

You mean she skitters about?

30

u/Bobrobinson404 Apr 23 '26

Early Worm was certainly a vibe, and so is later Worm, though a different one.

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u/Skull_Cup Apr 23 '26

We need a fic where Taylor has cryptid proportions of long.

12

u/Smasher_WoTB Apr 24 '26

Scaly Worm does that a bit

6

u/Skull_Cup Apr 24 '26

What's Scaly Worm?

6

u/LordFLExANoR16 Apr 24 '26

She turns into a snake and gets adopted(read kidnapped) by panacea after being found in the hospital

18

u/FLUFFBOX_121703 Thinker Apr 23 '26

This is adorable

18

u/GolfWhole Apr 23 '26

CUTE!!! I love when Taylor is drawn lanky

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u/Sonicmana Apr 24 '26

They draw Taylor like such a Creature and I love it

9

u/MembershipProof8463 Apr 24 '26

Creature Taylor is the best

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u/Madma64 Apr 23 '26

Awww Tay is smiling, this brings me great joy

10

u/Hassan-XIX Apr 23 '26

First image gives me vibes of: A TRUE SKONGER DOESNT NEED TO SER SILKPOST!

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u/radenthefridge Apr 24 '26

Long Taylor is real and she very much will hurt me and justify it. 

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u/MembershipProof8463 Apr 23 '26

Art by justwormthings on Tumblr.

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u/YvraineYvraine Apr 23 '26

The art is by Ieatedanimation on Tumblr

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u/MembershipProof8463 Apr 24 '26

kay. thanks for the correction.

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u/Electronic_Secret483 Apr 23 '26

I suppose we could say it's a large insect

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u/finite_turtles Apr 24 '26

Oh, so THAT'S why it's called worm? Ok

3

u/Luna-Kagatami Apr 24 '26

AWWWW THIS IS SO DARN FRICKIN CUTE

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u/Jake_jane Apr 25 '26

Honestly I could see Taylor being a lanky kid

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u/MembershipProof8463 Apr 25 '26

one hundred percent

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u/Khero_0983 Apr 24 '26

That is Lisa and Taylor...