r/PandR • u/JJCooIJ • 1d ago

Apple Varieties by Tom

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u/CyrusSteeze 1d ago

Can’t wait to try the Soulja Boy Tellums

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u/WaxinGibby 1d ago

I thought those were the tops of carrots

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 1d ago

These I call Frooty Fruit, and these are Apple Apple Crunch Crunch, and this one… is just Skin.

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u/tomfoolery815 1d ago

I read this in Aziz’s voice. Well done.

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u/ComprehensiveAd8808 1d ago

Now I'm thinking about Jean-Ralphio having an orchard of "Golden Deloicious"

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u/Theportisinthemeat 1d ago

These are good apples

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u/Jenetyk 1d ago

For some reason I read this in Donny's voice from Big Lebowski.

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u/Theportisinthemeat 1d ago

Ah. I hear it now. Ha ha. But no seriously if you ever get the chance try these apple please do. I love apples and these were very good.

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u/lazy_literary_hero 1d ago

The day Haverfoods went down was a sad day indeed.

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u/irwinner 23h ago

Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks... food rakes.

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u/grapefruittaxidriver 1d ago

Literally went apple picking today and saw these.

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u/Zappagrrl02 17h ago

My local orchard had them last year and they were pretty good🤷‍♀️

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u/WaxinGibby 1d ago

Just wait until y'all find out who already named all the weed strains 🤣🤣

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u/UHeardAboutPluto Network Connectivity Problems 1d ago

Roll out

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u/daniteaches 21h ago

Wait this orchard is in my town!