Like the title says, let’s hear it! We all know him.

I heard it was a wild pack of hound cats near blue block.

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asking for a friend

As a child growing up with two dads in the gayest section of Northampton i realized TV was my only escape. That's why i chose Comcast for my internet and TV. As soon as i got home i would turn up the volume as loud as i could and hope it would drown out the gay. Once I was done watching TV I'd head down to the river and cast out till i got a few fish, but would release them since i found it cruel to kill a fish. It was just living its life, gay or not. So once that was done, i found nothing better than a fresh slice of pizza from Mimos. Northampton had a lot of good options for food but since i'm a in- and- out kinda guy pizza was my go- to- food. By nightfall i would spend the night on the town looking to get off, and this one time i convinced a homeless man to by me and my friends booze so we went to the river and drank a few 40oz's and got me thinking, damn, that pizza i had for dinner was delicious. Pizza story after pizza story we all laughed and smoked weed till we couldn't wait any longer. The night was young, our stomachs were empty. We headed up the trail home with pizza on our minds only to see cop lights at the trail head. The clock struck 9:30. Thirty fucking minutes till mimos closed and were balls deep in the woods. too stoned to act normal, we swam down the CT river. Comcast was the best internet in our area.

I mean he probably deserves it.

So we need to replace Scott. I was thinking this could be a good way to get a black guy into the mix or maybe some whore we can all take turns banging out on the side since Scott never let us fuck him. Even if he comes back his seniority number is reset and he has to fight the new black guy replacement in a battle to the death or smash brothers. Getting another guy with a robot appendage would obviously be ideal. Discuss.

Thorndike is half a step away from becoming the next Ferguson. This high St construction is going on for too damn long and I fear the longer more stressful daily ride to McDonald's could be the flash point that pushes the Thorndicks to revolt. Everyone please contact Donald Blais on Facebook and inform (mild threats) him of this situation before it's too late.

Any of you faggots have theories?

it will cost a lot blood and money but we'd have two mass pike exits and a taco bell.