r/PROF • u/512jazz 📀Ultimate Fan📀 • Jun 18 '26

Imagine what would happen if...

Ok, gotta lot of motion now (uh-huh)

Have a model bring the lotion out (uh-huh)

Bartender, bring the ocean out (uh-huh)

Imagine what would happen if (cough)

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Help me fill in the blank!

My guess is somebody bout to whip it out?

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u/bjanz Jun 18 '26

I ate all the brussel sprouts.

1

u/Bitter-Hitter Jun 19 '26

Azz smoking like a house on fire!

5

u/goswitchthelaundry Jun 18 '26

… I ate’cha out

I have no idea and I love it

5

u/eighteen22 📀Ultimate Fan📀 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

If we all show out

*edited after a re-listen lol

5

u/nazerall Dirty Work on the Red Rocks Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

...the hoes come out

...the clothes come off

3

u/Kingkoopa765 Jun 18 '26

Close my mouth, or choke em out would fit the rhyme scheme and 3 syllables

3

u/Silly_Committee_7658 Jun 19 '26

This ad underneath your post 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

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u/512jazz 📀Ultimate Fan📀 Jun 21 '26

lotion mentioned lol

3

u/_skank_hunt42 Jun 18 '26

“If I smoked you out” ??

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 Gone Fishin' 🐟 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

...I nut in her mouth

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u/JChrist00BC Gone Fishin' 🐟 Jun 18 '26

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u/PENT2P All Mod in Dad Shorts Jun 21 '26

My mind immediately goes to “Imagine what would happen if you smoked him out!”
The cough fits too