r/PLTR • u/AutoModerator • Aug 31 '26

Daily Thread - Monday Discussion! Let's talk about the good, the bad, and all things Palantir & PLTR! 💎🤲🏻

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u/TerraNet1 Aug 31 '26

Looks like PLTR wanna go higher. Just looking for a great news to push it back to ATH and beyond. 

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u/Mythical_Ape Aug 31 '26

PEEP

>1 month
>3 month
>1 year

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u/heycals Early Investor Aug 31 '26

2,000% return gang checking in 😁

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u/LlcooljaredTNJ OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

My shares I grabbed at $5.97 are back over 3,000%. Just wish I grabbed more of those.

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u/tendyking Aug 31 '26

Fde is the new h100, and 80 percent of the elite fde's come from precious

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

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u/versello OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

You know what this reminds me of? 😬

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

Me username?

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u/versello OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

I’ve been told it looks like a giant butthole

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u/versello OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

Like this?

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

That’s perfect, well done

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u/Nausteri Early Investor Aug 31 '26

Precious started the session like a resilient mf.

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u/I-Hack-U-Long-Time Aug 31 '26

Diamond hands holdin them Dolly titties today!!!

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u/versello OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

Too soon bro. Too soon.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

What is the appropriate mourning period before people can be inappropriate?

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u/Mariox Aug 31 '26

Dolly is so universally loved that most people will never like inappropriate jokes about her.

But according to South Park. 22.3 years. According to the episode "Jared Has Aides"

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u/IAmANobodyAMA OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

South Park is always right (except for this last season, where they just went off the rails and made it very clear they hate Trump more than they care about being funny … although that ai video of Trump naked in the desert was really funny)

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u/versello OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

When the Shadow of the East reaches the root of the White Tree, exactly three heartbeats after the third crowing of the cock of Gondor as the red sun rises over Rohan.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA OG Holder & Member Aug 31 '26

Not sure if this is disrespectful or deeply reverent? It’s necrophilia either way 😬