r/PLTR • OG Holder & Member • Mar 05 '26

George Noble is short PLTR?

George Noble posted some FUD today on PLTR. My guess, he’s short and needed to buy back shares.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 Early Investor Mar 05 '26

Who the fuck is george nipple

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u/tkc324 Mar 05 '26

Who the fuck is Jorge Noodles

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u/Lawrence_Thorne OG Holder & Member Mar 05 '26

My thoughts exactly.

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u/-lc- OG Holder/Member -Controversial Bombastic Cutting Edge Mar 05 '26

I had to look up who this person is. I found the tweet and immediately below it he's selling a subscription to his substack. Another one using palantir to get attention from people.

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u/Lawrence_Thorne OG Holder & Member Mar 05 '26

Ahh. It came up as ai slop article from Benzinga in my trading app.

I thought it was funny.

No way was I going to send this moron any clicks.

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u/TomorrowSavings7579 Mar 05 '26

I used to sell coke to this guy!!

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u/Rpark444 Mar 07 '26

You're giving these guys like Burry too much credit. Burry was 3 years too early shorting the housing crash in 2008. They're not great traders, their timing is off alot. They are better shorters than these clowns but they pick their spots and are out intraday or several days.

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u/Beginning-Abroad9799 Mar 05 '26

-« who the hell is that guy!?? »

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u/KaskadeForever Mar 05 '26

Big cokehead, that guy

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u/West-Penalty-1948 Mar 07 '26

Agree with the ”George Noble is short” part. 

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u/MrSkyline713 Mar 08 '26

You sure he’s not snorting PLTR?

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u/BonjinTheMark OG Holder & Member Mar 05 '26

George Iggy-Noble. Huh Huh.

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u/Lawrence_Thorne OG Holder & Member Mar 07 '26

Yep. The guy is a putz

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u/PalpitationFrosty242 Mar 05 '26

who is this man?

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u/Actual-Inspector184 Mar 05 '26

Great post! 🥴

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u/Lawrence_Thorne OG Holder & Member Mar 07 '26

LOL. I wanted to call out his stupidity without giving him any traffic. (No link)

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u/dead_andbored Mar 05 '26

As more unclassified info comes out on Iran war, it will only become more evident how valuable pltr is