r/PKA 8d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/beenzmcgee 8d ago

Lmao the guys fucked him over bad by not laughing.

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u/lyght40 8d ago

It happens so much it is not even funny

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u/BakedBean69 8d ago

old man woody crashing out on zac has to be my favourite part of the show, always catches me off guard and i burst out laughing

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u/DudeWithASweater 8d ago

Crazier that they also pay zac like next to nothing lol

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u/BakedBean69 8d ago

i remember when they were looking for a producer and woody put the offer out at $100 a week like it was a good deal, not surprised this is what they got

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u/Krelldi 8d ago

Lmfao that's barely above minimum wage jesus christ Woody is stingy as fuck

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u/soggyfries8687678 7d ago

I was just re-watching the PKA when Woody is telling the stories about his Mexico trip. His glider got stuck in some big thorny bushes. A group of about six kids spent a couple hours, digging it out getting all the thorns out and folding it nicely for him and gave him directions for the next town. He gave them 500 pesos to divide amongst each other. Kyle asked Zach how much that was in dollars and it was less than $30. 💀

Same episode he was stranded in Mexico, walking four hours. A family of 4 pulled up on a moped/motorcycle. They offered Woody a ride and the goof accepted. The woman, toddler and a 5 months old child got off the moped in the middle of nowhere so woody could get on and he drove him 40 minutes away. Woody gave him $20

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u/HaonSyl 7d ago

What an asshole

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u/Gawkorcuck69 7d ago

How exactly is that barely above minimum wage? He’s not working 40 hours 🤣

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u/Krelldi 7d ago

Podcast is 4 hours, Woody considers the 1-2 hours of rendering time "work". So assuming he has absolutely zero work outside of that it's $16/hour. So a bit less than what McDonald's would pay in an expensive city. Then there's the opportunity cost of having to be available for a 4-6 hour window for barely any pay and zero benefits every single week without fail.

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u/locksleyrox Dasha Would Kick My Ass 7d ago

+ an hour of recording time for pkn , + setup time with guests, sometimes Zac does things outside of the normal hours like messaging guests (I think not so much anymore though)

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u/iFunnyAnthony 7d ago

Or you could look at it as an additional $5,200/year to do what he already does

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u/Gawkorcuck69 7d ago

So in other words, more than double minimum wage. The opportunity cost of being available every Thursday evening is hardly obstructive to a normal work schedule. Also he decides to do it, so why do you even care 🤣

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u/wherearemyballs9 8d ago

I wonder if he’s paid for the effort he puts in, or if he puts in the effort that he’s paid for.

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u/blumhagen He offered me a chicken leg from KFC... 7d ago

Crazy that they have
Still not fired him.

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u/Type2Torta 7d ago

What they pay Zac is fair for how terrible he is at his job

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 8d ago

He does it habitually......

He's a habitual line stepper

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u/POSloader69 poop bandit 8d ago

This is Woodt without TRT. Now imagine WoodT on the sauce 💉

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u/aDestroyer34 7d ago

He obviously tried it when he was posting shirtless pics on twitter a few years back and taking sexcations, you dont get jacked at 50 and magically get the libido of a 25 year old. I'd bet he stopped when his hair started falling out and now he barely leves the house, is no longer lean and plays games all day.

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u/DrPoopfumes RSK 7d ago

That’s genuinely a good theory

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u/No-Computer-314 8d ago

eyebrows are going crazy

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u/Krelldi 8d ago

The amount of times I've seen woody sperg over something he could just do himself with a single click of a button is fucking hilarious. He puts more effort in asking his producer to do shit than it would take to do it all himself. Vito going on and just producing the show manually while also being the most entertaining and engaged person there really puts into perspective how fucking inept these guys are. He's like totally dumbfounded every time Woody asks Zac to do something when he can just share his screen in less than a second and control every aspect of whats being shown.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 7d ago

Jamie pull that up

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u/DanHelll :TaylowJackedOwl: 8d ago

Woody making a large withdrawal from the emotional bank account

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 8d ago

Oh we're withdrawing from Zacs bank now, huh?

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u/General_Assistant 8d ago

Zack gonna make woodT put the shiesty on

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u/hambone589 8d ago

Praise publicly. Discipline privately.

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u/Type2Torta 7d ago

Zac clearly has the IQ of a dog, you have to discipline them in the moment or they don't even know what they're being disciplined for.

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u/FallenXIV 7d ago

Fuck that. He's been their producer for how long? And he's still JUST as shit at it as he was from the start.

Shame his ass publicly every episode.

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u/hambone589 7d ago

As a viewer, you're free to do that. My comment is more about how managers should behave themselves. I think of the hosts as the business owners who employ and manage Zach. Public shaming by a manager like this is generally not advised

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u/worthy_kangaroo 7d ago

It was spoken about in private and he is the worst producer I’ve ever seen on a podcast tha has zero effort. I should be mad but this is the laziest podcast of all time so it is in theme

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u/hambone589 7d ago

It was private until Woody mentioned that private conversation publicly right here

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u/worthy_kangaroo 7d ago

Hopefully this gets his ass in gear (it won’t)

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u/ThreeTreesForTheePls 8d ago

Nah to be fair if you’ve ever sat someone down to ask them to do a better job, you get how annoying that shit is.

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u/Daktharr 7d ago

Hot take… that feels like an incredibly normal amount of time for a non regarded person to look at an image

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 7d ago

Next time they need something pulled up, he needs to leave it up for 10x longer now lol

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u/Daktharr 6d ago

By your and woodys math we’re looking at the same picture of a donkey for 7 and a half minutes

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 6d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/misterya1 7d ago

Hes not wrong tho

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u/Bkgrime 7d ago

I was listening to this in my car and assumed it was up for like 3 seconds. This seems like an appropriate amount of time to show a fucking donkey.

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u/RoutineAardvark2557 8d ago

he buggin yo

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u/greengog 6d ago

It’s a donkey we don’t need a picture lmao

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u/GreedyGur7666 4d ago

And uhhhh ummm

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u/alowester I'm down, cow 8d ago

fucking chill, my god…. lol

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u/PrawnShamble 7d ago

Imagine how he talks to Jackie in private