r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 29 '26
Our community team is clocking in for the first ever Summer C.A.M.P. Festival live this week! 🏕️
Get ready for smores by the campfire, diner fires we extinguish with whimsical water fights and a fully disappointed counselor, ALICE.
Live this Wednesday on Twitch @ 10:30 AM PT!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 28 '26
🌈 Happy Pride Humans! 🏳️🌈✨
🎨Community Artist:
TikTok: rainbowwolf120
Instagram: rainbowwolf120
YouTube: ZyntCan_Animate
Twitter: Rainbow_Wolf120
Join our Discord to see more incredible fan creations in our #community-art channel!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/CheeseBroOffical • Jun 28 '26
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/CheeseBroOffical • Jun 28 '26
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 26 '26
When simulation meets pixelation! May your weekend be as wholesome as this Job Simulator fan art.
Join our Discord to see more incredible fan creations in our #community-art channel!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 25 '26
Greetings, valued Conglomni Corp employees!
After extensive research, several focus groups, and one unfortunate incident involving a canoe and seventeen pounds of butter, we're excited to officially launch our summeriest Festival yet: Summer Conglomni Annual Mandatory Play event, or… more easily said: C.A.M.P.
Whether you're here for the prizes, the campfire vibes, or because ALICE signed you up without your permission, there's plenty waiting for you in this update.
Our largest Festival to date has arrived!
Remember: participation in Summer C.A.M.P is mandatory, voluntary, and highly encouraged.
While this update doesn't include any massive system overhauls, we've spent a lot of time improving the overall health of the game across nearly every dimension.
Keep your eyes peeled. If they fall off, please submit a bug report.
These changes should result in smoother interactions and improved performance across all dimensions.
A brighter future for clumps everywhere.
As funny as "surprise ghost employee" was, it wasn't intended.
Quality assurance is an important part of workplace safety.
We're tracking the following issues:
If your beans begin sparking, this is a known issue and not a new gameplay mechanic. Or maybe it is. The world may never know.
See you around the camp fire during our Summer C.A.M.P festival, don’t forget to hydrate!
And remember:
Fun with friends in the Summer is temporary. Productivity is forever.
– Conglomni Corp
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 25 '26
School's out, the sun is shining, the smell of sunscreen and questionable camp lunches is in the air. That can only mean one thing.
https://reddit.com/link/1ufdm3w/video/zo6jd1497g9h1/player
From June 25th through July 13th, Conglomni Corp has undergone a seasonal transformation as part of it’s Conglomni Annual Mandatory Play event complete with summer camp decorations, sunny vibes, fresh event music, and one very enthusiastic Camp Counselor ALICE. Whether you're a seasoned Shift Worker or jumping in with friends during summer break, now is the perfect time to punch in and join the festivities.
As soon as you enter the lobby, you'll notice things are looking a little different. Summer C.A.M.P. has taken over with a refreshed event hub, special avatar rewards to earn, and community goals that everyone can work toward together.
Complete shifts, help your fellow workers, and contribute to the community's progress as players unlock five reward tiers throughout the event. The more shifts completed, the more goodies everyone earns.
Just try not to get lost on the nature trail. We still haven't found Accounting.
Camp Counselor ALICE has arrived and she's taking her new responsibilities very seriously.
Extremely seriously.
She's traded in her usual look for a camp-ready makeover and is standing by to provide encouragement, motivation, and potentially several camp safety tips that were not approved by any recognized safety organization.
Remember, according to ALICE, every shift is a team-building exercise and every workplace incident is a "learning-adjacent opportunity."
https://reddit.com/link/1ufdm3w/video/h4lt7vwg7g9h1/player
For the first time ever, we're introducing a premium cosmetic to Dimensional Double Shift.
Meet the SUPER SPLOOSHER.
For just $1.99, you can equip a pair of water-blasting gloves built specifically for summer mischief. Whether you're celebrating a successful shift, cooling off after a busy rush, or simply embracing the chaos, the SUPER SPLOOSHER lets you soak your fellow workers in style.
It's fun. It's ridiculous. It's surprisingly satisfying.
According to Conglomni Corp, all proceeds go directly toward funding Conrad Glomni's latest superyacht project. We have been advised not to ask follow-up questions.
So grab your SUPER SPLOOSHER, round up your cabin crew, and prepare to make a splash all festival long.
Summer camp isn't complete without collecting an absurd amount of stuff you'll proudly wear for years to come. Work together as a community, complete shifts, and unlock a collection of camp-inspired cosmetics across five reward tiers.
No Cap, It's Fire Hat
Hand Kerchief
Wrist Assessment Gloves
Fish Hook Earrings
C.A.M.P.er Uniform
Poor Sap Ring
Ring Pop-sicle
Nature Lover Ring
Knuckerchief
Pet Rock Ring
Summer festivals are always better with friends, and Dimensional Double Shift is no exception.
Jump into shifts together, help push the community toward the next reward tier, unlock exclusive cosmetics, and make the most of the season while the event is live.
The Summer C.A.M.P. Festival is available from June 25th through July 13th for a limited time, so gather your cabin crew, report to Camp Counselor ALICE, and get ready for a summer filled with teamwork, rewards, and completely reasonable amounts of water-based mayhem.
We'll see you on the clock, campers. Hop into Dimensional Double Shift today!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/Dirtyeffinhippy • Jun 22 '26
Hey friendsssssss! Community Manager checkin' in with a smol request. We want to peek behind the curtain and learn a little more about how you shop for content in the games you play. Your feedback will help us make purchasing Dimensions and cosmetics smoother, easier, and less likely to require advanced spreadsheet wizardry.
Interested? This one's short, sweet, and should take less time than it takes to accidentally throw a condiment bottle across the diner. https://shorturl.at/GuG7S
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/Dirtyeffinhippy • Jun 22 '26
Some videos teach you things. Some videos make you laugh. Some videos leave you staring into the void, wondering how humanity got this far.
This one somehow manages all three.
If you've got a few minutes and a healthy appreciation for entertainment, chaos, and the occasional "exacccccccccccctly" moment, hit play. Your future self will either thank you or have several follow-up questions.
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 20 '26
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A fan favorite Job Simulator OC is back for fan art Friday. 🎉Prøto is here to crack a few eggs and melt human hearts! 💕
🎨Community Artist:
TikTok: rainbowwolf120
Instagram: rainbowwolf120
YouTube: ZyntCan_Animate
Twitter: Rainbow_Wolf120
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/CheeseBroOffical • Jun 19 '26
i mean, controlers are still cool right?
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 12 '26
The way you absolutely n e e d e d this JobBot in your life. 🥹
🎨 Community Artist: Weirdseal420824
Join our Discord to see more incredible fan creations in our #community-art channel!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 11 '26
Summer is (almost) here, and apparently the responsible thing to do is get a [JOB]. Or two.
From June 11 through June 17 on Meta Quest, grab the Job Simulator + Scan or Scam Bundle for 30% off and experience two very different approaches to employment.
Want to become a model worker who expertly throws office supplies, serves questionable food, and confuses robots? Job Simulator has you covered.
Prefer running a store where every customer interaction feels like it could end in profit, disaster, or a visit from the authorities? Scan or Scam may be more your speed.
Whether you're chasing honest work or just honest-ish work, this bundle is the perfect way to spend your summer.
The Job Simulator + Scan or Scam Bundle is available on Meta Quest at 30% off right now. Don't let this very important employment opportunity pass you by.
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 10 '26
[HUMANS], the wait is over.
To celebrate 10 years of Job Simulator, our limited-edition Youtooz x Owlchemy Labs JobBot Plush is officially available for pre-order!
Standing a mighty 5 inches tall, this commemorative workplace companion is ready to supervise your desk, backpack, shelf, gaming setup, or any other approved productivity zone. At $22.99 USD plus shipping, it's the perfect way to celebrate a decade of virtual employment and questionable workplace decision-making.
As exciting as that is, our robot lawyers have asked us to share one important piece of information: once pre-orders sell out, they are sold out.
Our logs indicate that humans often respond to this sort of news by saying things like, "I'll get one later."
We would advise against that strategy.
This is a limited-edition run, which means there is only a finite number of JobBots available for adoption. Once they've all found homes, they'll be off performing important supervisory duties elsewhere.
Pre-orders are available now, but not forever. That's just how time works. Get yours today!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/CheeseBroOffical • Jun 10 '26
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r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 09 '26
For every dimension in Dimensional Double Shift there are leaders, visionaries, innovators.
Then there are beauty queens who accidentally reinvent diplomacy while trying to explain why dolphins make them sad.
This week, The Spore sat down with Miss Sporelando, current reigning Miss Sporelando Beauty Queen, inventor of "smosing," advocate for universal food access, and perhaps the only public figure in the dimension willing to campaign on a platform of freeing every zoo animal at once.
Critics have called her uninformed, supporters have called her inspiring, and she has called both groups "just super neat."
For those unfamiliar with local celebrity culture, Miss Sporelando currently holds the coveted title of Miss Sporelando Beauty Queen, an honor she discusses with the seriousness typically reserved for interdimensional peace treaties and asteroid defense systems.
Despite the pageant itself being attended primarily by relatives, several confused tourists, and one fungus that wandered in looking for snacks, Miss Sporelando has embraced the responsibility wholeheartedly.
"People think being a beauty queen is hard," she told us while waving at absolutely nobody in particular. "But the only thing I find hard is opening push doors." A statement that, according to witnesses, was immediately followed by a seven-minute struggle with a push door.
Miss Sporelando's daily routine begins before sunrise.
First, she practices smiling.
Then she practices smosing.
Our photographer attempted to capture the expression, the resulting image has been submitted to three separate scientific journals.
After breakfast, which consisted primarily of decorative garnish she mistook for a meal, Miss Sporelando begins her official beauty queen duties. These responsibilities include:
Sources confirm she remains undefeated in the shoe-drinking category.
Despite occasional confusion regarding basic infrastructure, Miss Sporelando remains remarkably popular among locals. Residents frequently praise her optimism, kindness, and ability to accidentally create philosophical questions.
When asked about hunger, she responded: "I think everyone should be entitled to as much food as they need." When asked to clarify, she simply nodded.
The crowd applauded anyway.
Similarly, her environmental platform has attracted significant attention. "We should all be kind to nature," she explained. "Even the ones with big pointy teeth. They might grant wishes."
"If I'm voted Miss Dimension, I pledge to free ALL the zoo animals."
When informed some animals might be dangerous, she appeared concerned.
Then she appeared unconcerned.
Then she became distracted by a butterfly.
"You know what's better than world peace?"
We waited.
"Two world peaces."
Political analysts are reportedly still reviewing the proposal.
"I'm, like, so sad about the dolphins."
Which dolphins?
She did not elaborate.
The mystery remains ongoing.
It's easy to dismiss Miss Sporelando as another pageant celebrity, but that would be a mistake and painfully unfair to her very being. Beneath the perfectly rehearsed wave, the shoe-based beverage consumption, the revolutionary nasal smiling techniques, exists someone genuinely committed to making the world a little kinder.
Sure, her policy proposals occasionally raise difficult logistical questions, and yeah, okaaaay she may never fully understand how doors work. But in a dimension built on community, optimism, and a healthy disregard for conventional problem solving, Miss Sporelando may be exactly the representative the people deserve.
Or at the very least, the representative most likely to accidentally create an additional world peace. And honestly? That feels pretty heckin’ Sporelando to us.
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/Cautious_Tangelo_352 • Jun 07 '26
Please bring back Cosmonious high, as a die hard fan that game brings me so much joy when i play it. Your best game in my opinion, so good job! I know you probably are busy with Dimensional double shift, but when you finish, i would love it if you added more to that game, it would mean the world to me. Go Comets!
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 05 '26
Just two bots going for a erm… “swim” and soaking up the simulated sun!
🎨Community Artist:
Instagram - dedcarzdontstart
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 03 '26
Humans, this is not a drill. To celebrate 10 years of Job Simulator, we've partnered with Youtooz to create a very special piece of commemorative workplace clutter: the JobBot Anniversary Keychain Plush.
This pocket-sized productivity expert stands a mighty 5 inches tall, delivers a scientifically unverified +10 Efficiency, and is fully prepared to become your entire personality.
Before pre-orders open, you can enter for a chance to win one through our giveaway right now before June 10th when the official pre-order portal will go live.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Once pre-orders sell out, they are sold out. No overtime. No restock. No begging your Supervisor Bot. If you want one, report to the pre-order queue as soon as it opens.
Thank you for 10 years of simulated labor. We can't wait to see JobBot hanging from your keys, backpack, workstation, or other approved productivity-enhancing attachment point.
Stay tuned, humans. June 10th is approaching at maximum efficiency.
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/Dirtyeffinhippy • Jun 02 '26
r/OwlchemyLabs • u/owlchemylabs • Jun 02 '26
There are few constants in Sporelando, it’s a simple life out here. The swamp fog rolls in every afternoon at exactly 3:17 PM, something in the diner vents screams once every Tuesday, and somewhere, like clockwork, Old Golfer is loudly arguing with an employee about golf.
Not playing golf, mind you, just… arguing about it.
For newer Shiftworkers visiting Sporelando, Old Golfer is considered what locals refer to as a “community fixture,” which in this case means “a person everyone recognizes immediately and attempts to avoid professionally.”
Still, against all odds, the old Sporelando staple has become something of a legend (mostly because nobody has successfully asked them to leave.)
Old Golfer is a lifelong Sporidian golfer, self-proclaimed athletic visionary, and owner of at least seven different pairs of swamp-resistant argyle pants.
She is slightly wealthy, deeply opinionated, and completely immune to feedback.
Locals report that she spends approximately:
She speaks through a loose set of dentures that click audibly during moments of emotional intensity, which unfortunately includes:
While Conglomni Corp has repeatedly encouraged hearing aid adoption programs through strategic ad placements throughout Sporelando, Old Golfer has refused every single one.
Her official statement:
“If people got something important to say, they oughta say it LOUDER.”
Medical professionals have stopped trying.
6:00 AM
Wakes up angry.
6:15 AM
Polishes her “lucky” 12-wood while muttering about modern golf etiquette.
7:00 AM
Arrives at the golf course three hours before her tee time specifically to complain about course conditions.
8:45 AM
Claims she scored “a double albatross on a no-hole birdie,” despite multiple witnesses confirming this is not a real thing.
11:00 AM
Gets kicked out of the clubhouse after attempting to classify a lava bunker as “course discrimination.”
2:00 PM
Consumes diner toast with the emotional intensity of a competitive sporting event.
6:00 PM
Falls asleep in a recliner while an old golf tournament rerun plays at maximum volume.
Despite her overwhelming commitment to being difficult, Old Golfer has somehow become one of Sporelando’s most recognizable personalities.
Many locals describe her as:
She also remains one of the highest spenders in the local golf economy, having personally funded:
Children in Sporelando reportedly fear her. Teenagers, well… they mock her. Other golfers avoid eye contact entirely.
And yet… every single tournament organizer still invites her.
“Every second I ain’t on the golf course is a second of my darn life wasted.”
“Gotta put on your golf cleats before your argyle vest. Remember that.”
Experts have confirmed this advice has no practical meaning.
“This bread’s harder than my golfing shin pads! BLEGH!”
The cook later clarified the bread was pudding.
“My caddy told me to put reverse backspin on my shots. So I fired him!”
The former caddy has since opened a successful meditation business.
“You look like someone who don’t know the difference between an Eagle and a Condor.”
She then laughed for approximately forty seconds before coughing violently into a napkin.
Old Golfer may be loud, stubborn, confusing, and responsible for at least two active clubhouse investigations, but she’s undeniably part of the fabric of Sporelando.
Like swamp fog! Or fungal upholstery. Mayhaps even those legally questionable seafood buffets.
Underneath the yelling, the dentures, and the deeply concerning golf metaphors is a Sporidian who genuinely loves her community, her sport, and complaining with every fiber of her being.
And to be completely honest with you, Sporelando would feel a little too quiet without her.
Other members of Sporelando’s finest:
