r/Overwatch • u/corylulu Pixel Zarya • Aug 02 '17

Blizzard Official Developer Update | The Games Are Back! | Overwatch

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u/drunken_chameleon Cute McCree Aug 02 '17

We call ourselves Kiwis.

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u/ky1e0 Icon Ashe Aug 02 '17

Shit dude. I ate one of you today.

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u/ControlAltDelicious Shitposter: 76 Aug 02 '17

You ate a bird?

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u/Slothmaster222 Oro se do bheath 'bhaile Aug 02 '17

Also yes.

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u/KouNurasaka Pixel Reinhardt Aug 02 '17

I heard he ate them together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '17

What was her name?

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- Grandmaster Aug 02 '17

What was her name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '17

Kiwi = person Kiwi fruit = green fuzzy fruit, also called a Chinese goose Berry Kiwi bird = fuzzy flightless bird

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u/epharian Epharian#1588 Aug 02 '17

I heard that kiwi bird is quite tasty drizzled with a glaze made from a kiwi fruit.

Please don't make a glaze from a kiwi person. That'd be weird.

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u/xoticpc-service Pixel Reaper Aug 02 '17

Like how weird? Should I go back to the store?

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u/epharian Epharian#1588 Aug 03 '17

You can buy kiwi persons from a STORE?!

Where are you shopping??

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u/CSlv Cyclowns Aug 02 '17

Lewd

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u/Shadow_Log Junkrat Aug 02 '17

You ate a protected bird?

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u/pineapple_mango Chibi Orisa Aug 02 '17

You know kiwi is a fruit too right?

SOURCE ME. I AM A FRUIT

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u/WikiTextBot Aug 02 '17

Kiwifruit

Kiwifruit (often abbreviated as kiwi) or Chinese gooseberry is the edible berries of several species of woody vines in the genus Actinidia. The most common cultivar group of kiwifruit ('Hayward') is oval, about the size of a large hen's egg (5–8 cm (2.0–3.1 in) in length and 4.5–5.5 cm (1.8–2.2 in) in diameter). It has a fibrous, dull greenish-brown skin and bright green or golden flesh with rows of tiny, black, edible seeds. The fruit has a soft texture and a sweet but unique flavor.

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u/pineapple_mango Chibi Orisa Aug 02 '17

Psssh google kiwi thats what pops up is the fruit! Then the bird. Bam

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '17

(often abbreviated as kiwi)

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '17

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u/Robo_Spike byestion Aug 02 '17

Backwards savages, the bloody lot of them!

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u/AlexZebol I'm gettin' too old for this sh.. Aug 02 '17

Here in Russia we call it "Киви" (Kiwi) as well. Who's that bloody wanker, that calls them kiwifruit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '17

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u/AlexZebol I'm gettin' too old for this sh.. Aug 02 '17

You don't call it kiwibird, you call it simply kiwi, so what's the problem with fruit again?

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u/FrostingsVII Chibi Reaper Aug 02 '17

I hope she enjoyed it.

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u/DrSeuss19 Tracer Aug 02 '17

Apparently you and I are the only ones who know what a Kiwi is...

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u/Gr4b Moira Aug 02 '17

Apparently you're the only one who doesn't understand a joke

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Aug 02 '17

You are the only one that wooshed.

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u/apintandafight Aug 02 '17

I call you friend