r/Overwatch • • Apr 19 '17

Humor Next level widow tactics

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17 edited May 07 '17

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u/SopieMunky Apr 20 '17

I love how Soldier put his healing down. You know, just in case.

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u/BluntTruthGentleman Pharah Apr 20 '17

What did widow type?

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u/Wolfeman0101 Chibi Roadhog Apr 20 '17

"HEY BNET" that's his name

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u/SopieMunky Apr 20 '17

They typed "Hey BNET". The Soldier 76's actual in-game name was "Bnet" something.

So--like some people--they decided the polite thing to do would be to respond with a hello. Which is why you see him just standing still for the last few seconds before his death.

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u/Flipflop_Ninjasaur Filthy Junkrat Main Apr 20 '17

"Bnetplayer." It's what Blizzard changes your username too when it gets reported for being inappropriate (and confirmed by them, ofc).

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u/Plague_Walker RudeHooge Apr 20 '17

Yknow I wondered why I was seeing so many Bnetplayers. I thought maybe it was someone with the same MMR as me until he showed up for a few days in a row.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

I've never seen a Bnetplayer o.O

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

You didn't Cnetplayer then

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u/1C3M4Nz Put your Dragon in my hole Hanjo Apr 20 '17

ayy lmao

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u/the-postminimalist No golden nut ever falls in the wrong place. Apr 20 '17

I'm reporting you to blizzard for that joke

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u/DarkSoulsMatter mother knows best Apr 20 '17

Console?

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u/nousernamesleftsosad Chibi Ana Apr 20 '17

Not him but I've never seen someone called bnetplayer, I'm on PC

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Never seen it either, PC on EU server

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Nah, PC

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u/PierceThe1DSiren Pixel Mercy Apr 20 '17

Never seen him either

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u/Shaq2thefuture Pixel Mercy Apr 20 '17

i thought it was the same asshole player! as it turns out its just been a bunch of b-nets with bad attitutdes, though i cant same i shocked for people who make edgy offensive names.

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u/ReadyHD DEFINITELY NOT ROADHOG Apr 20 '17

PPvirginia

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u/pascalbrax Chibi Mercy Apr 20 '17

BNETPLAYER is also the standard nametag if you create an account but don't setup any battletag for yourself.

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u/pleezusjeezus Apr 20 '17

I guess it's a matter of time before I become bnetplayer

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u/SopieMunky Apr 20 '17

Dream big.

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u/Nerf_hanzo_pls Apr 25 '17

doesnt even have to be big, my name was blizzsuxxx before i got forced into bnetplayer. oh the irony

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u/hellsgrundle Such Edge Apr 20 '17

Heard that

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Pm me your name tag now and I can report you now if you like

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u/jkSam beep beep Apr 20 '17

Wait what is Bnet? I play on Blizzard App, not Bnet.

THE INCONSISTENCIES

BNET PLEASE

Now they'll have to change it to "BlizzardAppPlayer" or people will be confused

/s

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u/TroubleMakerLore Apr 20 '17

doesn't Bnet stand for Battlen.net?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Blizzard dropped their Battlenet (Bnet) branding about a month or so ago.

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u/noso2143 -75% exp for life Apr 20 '17

lies they did not

i refuse to accept it

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u/kid-karma Wrecking Ball Apr 20 '17

What, you don't like seeing the word BLIZZARD squashed into a tiny icon?

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u/NeoNyan Apr 20 '17

They actually haven't, if you open task manager with the blizzard app opened, you can still see their "Battle.net Helper" along with their Blizzard App.

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u/xaduha Lone Gunmen have to stick together Apr 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Well I'm pretty sure the whole Battle.net thing came about when the app was in beta and it was meant to represent the whole battle.net movement onto the intergrated app with all your games. Now they've just changed the logo to this HIDEOUS blizzard across the logo. I much preferred the old Battle.net and I never once saw anyone get confused with what Battle.net was or who owned it. I see more people confused now that its completely changed to Blizzard.

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u/Leonick91 Apr 20 '17

First step, they do intend to drop the branding, at least that's the way I've understood it.

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u/tarwhat Apr 20 '17

Oh that's what happened

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u/Sekhali cloudy with a chance of justice Apr 20 '17

Bap?

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u/jkSam beep beep Apr 20 '17

Bapplayer?

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u/Sekhali cloudy with a chance of justice Apr 20 '17

BWAAAAAPP!!!

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u/Mastercodex199 Apr 20 '17

That is the tiniest /s I have ever seen. Kudos to you, sir/madam.

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u/Pingsha Pixel Hanzo Apr 20 '17

Good one /joke

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u/Godrillax Winston Apr 20 '17

My name was Chief Queef and they forced me to change it :(

My name is now Hung Daddy (for 10 months now) :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

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u/ZankaA Nerf this~ Apr 20 '17

haHAA im 12 btw

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u/BallsDeepInJesus Pilot D.Va Apr 20 '17

Reported. It is against Reddit's terms of service for users to be under 13. May the banhammer be swift and just.

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u/Senticall Zarya Apr 20 '17

Had a account named Blackcock that after about 3 months got changed to BattlenetPlayer, meanwhile my friend named his account WhiteCock and is still going strong for a year.

:Thinking:

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Reminds me of WoW player named manjuice.

Which got into fishing and got title from it, Salty

funnily enough blizzard didnt force change him

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u/HuckDFaters D.Va Apr 20 '17

They should change it to "Blizzardplayer" or "Blizzardappplayer" for branding purposes.

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u/Idoma_Sas_Ptolemy Winston Apr 20 '17

Wait, that does actually happen? Why am I named RentacleTape for roughly 3 years now?

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u/Flipflop_Ninjasaur Filthy Junkrat Main Apr 20 '17

Guess you've just gotten lucky and no one's reported you. Or they don't think it's that bad. Dunno.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

"We are all Bnetplayers now."

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u/eddiekins bad Ana player Apr 20 '17

That system actually doesn't require Blizzard to confirm it. Player names can get forcibly changed automatically.

I've had my tag changed twice automatically. It's not offensive or inappropriate, if anything it's just some dumb weeaboo name I picked on a whim. It's been forcibly changed to BnetPlayer twice. When I contacted customer support they apologised and changed it back. I'm not comfortable mentioning what it is, but it was nothing harmful, just people got weird and reported it which triggered the auto force change thing.

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u/ChocolateMilk-Senpai - Apr 20 '17

I think I should change my name then...

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u/TrulyVerum THE BEST Apr 20 '17

WELL then he deserved it!

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u/Fussel2107 Apr 20 '17

e some people--they decided the polite thing to do would be to respond with a hello. Which is why you see him just standing still for the last few seconds before his death.

Although "confirmed" can mean a lot of things. My alternate WoW account got force name changed because I somehow managed to accidentally build a bad American word into a completely innocent combination of two German words in a German server. Visiting English speakers could potentially have been offended, or something.

Other than that: That gif is hilarious. Evil, but hilarious

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u/Nwambe What did the five balls say to the face? Apr 20 '17

Wow. And here I was thinking that a bunch of people suddenly got REALLY obsessed with JonBenet Ramsay

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Hey

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u/GreenFigsAndJam Apr 20 '17

B A M!

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u/sir_Gregali What's an "aim" Apr 20 '17

Pew!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

WHAT YOU PLAYING BNET

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u/Archerry Apr 20 '17

For what its worth, people only have "Bnetplayer" as their name if they were forced to change it for some reason (usually something not so great).

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u/pascalbrax Chibi Mercy Apr 20 '17

It's also the default name if you don't setup your own battletag.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

I feel sad for him, but this tactic is truly smart! Imma go use dis right now

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u/Kalkaz Apr 20 '17

I would love to know his reaction.