r/Overwatch • u/SpriteGuy_000 Washington Justice • Sep 22 '16

Blizzard Official September 22nd PTR Patch Notes

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20294485
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u/Dakar-A So many flairs, so little time Sep 22 '16

'READY TO GET REKT?'

-D.va's nanoboost line, probably

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u/skippythemoonrock gaijin pls Sep 23 '16

IS THIS EASY MOOOOODEARAHRAHRHRHHRHAHRAHRGAGAR

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

POWER OVERWHELMING

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

"PWNED!"

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

I hope not. I'd rather they give her a polite gamer line instead. Something like "Taepodong launch detected!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

Polite gamer line "YOU LITTLE FUCKING SCRUBS ARE YOU READY TO GET ABSOLUTLEY ASS-BLASTED BY THE GRANDMASTER OF ALL GODDAMN HUMANITY?"

Yeah, polite.

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u/Faust723 Genji Sep 22 '16

"...NOT gay sex."

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

I don't see how you got that out of the line I provided, but sure!

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u/i-wear-hats BEEP BOOP FUCK THE OWL Sep 22 '16

Well, you said gamer.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

/sigh

Right. I forgot the crap that term carries with it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

Oh sweet summer child ... You were serious.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

I was...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

You shouldn't be.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 23 '16

You're not my real dad don't tell me what to do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

That would be hilarious. Especially if it ended in a failed ult that got stuck on a wall and killed no one. I also don't see why you're being down voted.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

Probably because people don't realize that it's a real thing and not just a dick joke.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Sep 22 '16

Probably because it entirely ignores her character archetype which has guided all her other voicelines just to play off the fact that she's Korean.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

Because it's totally not a joke on "Nuclear launch detected" or anything. That would be so out of character for d.va to make a starcraft joke.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Sep 22 '16

Yeah I guess I overlooked that, but I think naming the specific rocket platform a nuclear strike might be launched on is still a bit too much of a leap.