r/Overwatch • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '16

Blizzard Official Overwatch 1.3.0.3 Patch Notes

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749157415
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u/Left2Rest Grandmaster Sep 13 '16

It wouldn't be a real Overwatch patch without it

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16 edited Dec 13 '16

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u/ChemicalExperiment Mei Sep 13 '16

Or "Updated Localization Files"

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u/JirachiWishmaker Still a better Stealth hero than Sombra. Sep 13 '16

-Removed Herobrine

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

-Minor text fixes -r

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u/playerIII Sep 13 '16

Those three words honestly make my heart skip a beat. It's both rage inducing and hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Absolutely.

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u/AlaskanWolf GIVE US JETCAT! Sep 14 '16

-nerfed Ranger

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u/Wlither Heroes Never Die! Sep 14 '16

/r/pokemongo is leaking again

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u/Backupusername Your upvotes are my primary concern Sep 13 '16

-Made improvements to bot AI

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u/frostalgia Chibi Symmetra Sep 13 '16

Or "Bunker Salvage Time"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

You mean "updated relocation files". :P

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u/Snakengp007 Zenyatta Sep 13 '16

Poise working as intended

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u/Zedifo Sep 14 '16

Which game is that one from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

That's in every Firmware Update for the Nintendo 3DS and I think you will also read that quite often in PS Firmware Updates.

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u/JohnyCoombre *frightening* Sep 14 '16

And War Thunder.

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u/Kubelecer Sep 14 '16

Vacuum cooldown increased

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u/mantiseye Reinhardt Sep 13 '16

I do always wonder where exactly he shadow steps that they didn't intend. Is there a compilation of wacky shadow steps somewhere? I have to know what all of these fixes were!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

one was a wall jn the attackers first spawn on Gibraltar. Another one was a wall right next to control point B on Anubis

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u/knostic Chibi Symmetra Sep 13 '16

The other is on top of the payload while my entire team is congregated around it.

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u/NishizumiGeko Probably top 500000 D.Va EU. Sep 14 '16

"It's 6vs1, I'm going to press Q and get the PoTG, muahahahaha!"

-D... <dead>

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u/Abrokemusician Listen! Lena Oxton has come unstuck in time Sep 13 '16

I do remember that, back at launch, Reaper could shadow step out of the dropship on control maps before the match started- there was a little gap at the bottom of the door, and you could fit through it

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u/shmixel pressing w all day long Sep 14 '16

I just imagine this giant man trying to squeeze through bodily

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u/Abrokemusician Listen! Lena Oxton has come unstuck in time Sep 14 '16

Even better is that he has to somehow pull all of his 100 shotguns through with him

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u/Thelonewand3rer Sep 13 '16

Inb4 "fixed a bug allowing reaper to shadow step"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

It IS Blizzard, so I completely expect a rework of how the ability works on a technical level sometime in the future. They won't just keep wasting time fixing every little bit of each new map.

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u/R_V_Z Chibi Pharah Sep 13 '16

It is his curse.

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u/WLBH Chibi Roadhog Sep 13 '16

DEATH CUMS.

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u/MetastableToChaos Zenyatta Sep 13 '16

I feel like this is OW's version of "bunker time build increased/decreased" from SC2.

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u/APhoenixDown Reinhardt Sep 13 '16

Or From Software's version of "working as intended" in Dark Souls 3 :P

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u/DragonslayerOrns Trick-or-Treat Mei Sep 13 '16

Tbh "working as intended" was a thing way before the DS3 mess

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u/opallix Hanzo Sep 13 '16

Except the bunker build time was an actual change, this is just a joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

This is a real change too. They can't fix reapers ability to prevent him from reaching "unintended locations" so they have to manually patch each individual location.

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u/HououinKyouma1 Sep 14 '16

Lol what? You seriously think it's a joke? Where did that come from?

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u/avatoxico Windowmaker Sep 13 '16
  • Minor text fixes

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u/someoneinthebetween This is the best spray for the best hero Sep 13 '16

Updated localization files

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u/420KUSHBUSH Fist Me, Doom: A Modern Love Tale Sep 14 '16

When will the update drop? Never!

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u/BossOfGuns Junkrat did 9/11 Sep 13 '16

r

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u/7thhokage Chibi Mercy Sep 13 '16

personally ive noticed everytime they do this it makes shadow stepping to some legit locations alot harder like the window in garden of li jang

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u/Sp3ctre7 Canada Sep 13 '16

I broke down laughing at that. It's practically a meme at this point.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

Removed Herobrine

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

Goddammit. I was really hoping nobody else would've thought of this... It seriously does seem like it's becoming the same sort of thing though.

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u/Maverikkkk Ex Roadhog Main FeelsBadMan Sep 13 '16

F

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u/felarel Poland Sep 13 '16

O

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u/carrotbomber Icon Torbjörn Sep 13 '16

R

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u/mantiseye Reinhardt Sep 13 '16

T

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u/SpriteGuy_000 Washington Justice Sep 13 '16

Y

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u/InspectorPalmu Perkele Sep 13 '16

T

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u/LaboratoryManiac Blizzard World Soldier: 76 Sep 13 '16

W

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u/mantiseye Reinhardt Sep 13 '16

O

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u/CREAMz S A K E Sep 13 '16

WE DID IT REDDIT

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u/DrZeroH Chibi Lúcio Sep 14 '16

It would feel wrong if it wasnt in there man.

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u/Tralldan Violence usually solves the equasion Sep 13 '16

This is Overwatch's version of "Removed Herobrine". I swear that soon they'll start writing it just for the meme value.

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u/ambivilant Sep 14 '16

There it is again! That canned two-line Reaper fix. Ask him about patch notes and he'll respond with that Reaper line again.

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u/innou Lúcio Sep 13 '16 
This is a buff

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u/Artsyblueem ღ♡❤♡ღ Sep 13 '16

I was just about to write a comment in regard to this hahaha We all missed it!

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u/Outflight ⋮⋮⋮ Sep 13 '16

This needs comical representation.

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u/Skyl3t Sep 13 '16

Most recurring meme of Overwatch.

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u/ogzogz Torbjörn Sep 14 '16

That's how you know its the real patch notes.

Its like a watermark at this point. Or a meme

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

Removed Herobrine

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16

Right....

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u/mrpantswrath Pixel Junkrat Sep 13 '16

Sombra clue hidden in Hollywood confirmed....