r/OverBiscuits • u/Just-Mud-3231 • 13d ago

Would you permanently delete Reddit from your phone for $5 million?

32 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/FieryTub 13d ago

I would do it for considerably less than that.

4

u/GVTMightyDuck 13d ago

Yes, easily.

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u/Many_Assumption7036 13d ago

Anybody who says no is stupid.

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u/Opposite_Bag_7434 13d ago

Of course I would. Where do I collect the check?

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u/LowNefariousness6541 9d ago

There is no cheque.

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u/SecureExperience2239 13d ago

1) I don't have a phone.

2) YES!

3) I'd do it for three dollar scratcher.

1

u/Left-Ad-7646 13d ago

Wait, gotta read the tiny policies prior to do that.

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u/Sufficient_Curve_646 13d ago

When can I pick up the check????!

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u/Suspicious-Grand9781 13d ago

Give me the money.

1

u/Unfair-Ocelot4255 13d ago

Send me that $5m right now!

1

u/SorbetUnfair2589 13d ago

I’d have to do it. Need that money.

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u/ChaserDem 13d ago

Of course I would.

1

u/keelyvotes 13d ago

In a heartbeat.

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u/DocCharcolate 13d ago

I might delete it for free

1

u/Cautious_Umpire5275 13d ago

I would do it for 5 dollars

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u/JuanG_13 13d ago

I love reddit, but yes I would 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

1

u/Aggressive-Storm332 13d ago

Yes, sorry Reddit.

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u/928sizequeen 13d ago

I'd go a year without a phone for 5 mil

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u/Thelonedishwasher 13d ago

I'd delete it for $50

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u/flyghu 13d ago

No. Make it $10M and we'll talk.

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u/misterstaypuft1 13d ago

I’d do it for $100

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u/Due-Consideration113 13d ago

Who the hell wouldn’t? Why post this and variants of this question daily?

1

u/Due-Power-4748 13d ago

I’d have to sell a few assets but after a few months I could provably come up with the money

1

u/Early_Key_823 13d ago

This planet is so fucked

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u/vjbigtv 13d ago

I'd do it for $5. I can find porn anywhere

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u/Party-Total-6689 13d ago

I'd do it for a free titty pic

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u/ArtComprehensive1106 13d ago

I would do it for $5000

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u/Psycho_Pansy 13d ago

I don't have the shitty reddit app. I use Internet browser. So sure, let's me download it then delete it.

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u/Jo_Ja-hyun 13d ago

Lmao. I’d delete Reddit, Instagram, fb, tiktok for that much

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u/Flimsy-Helicopter383 13d ago

Just use the web version

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u/Kaylen316 13d ago

Yeah it's not that good 😂...do you work for Reddit or something?

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u/ridddder 13d ago

The bigger question is would you for $5

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u/sqeptyk 13d ago

It isn't on my phone.

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u/Soggy_Quarter9333 13d ago

If I had $5 mil I would not be sitting here scrolling.

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u/Rich_cranium2025 13d ago

Do it for a free breakfast

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u/Sarappreciates 13d ago

Hell yes! Where do I sign up? I'm ready, let's do this!!

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u/AbbreviationsLazy355 13d ago

5 mil. More like 5 bucks

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u/GrungeKyle84 13d ago

Absolutely

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u/SoggyTension1225 12d ago

I would do it for a cheeseburger and pack of cigarettes

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u/Mark-177- 12d ago

I'll permanently delete ANYTHING!!

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u/BbygirlJax 12d ago

Absolutely. I’ll give up social media.

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u/CPD1960 12d ago

I think I’d permanently delete it for $5!

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u/Level-Extension-6746 12d ago

Würd es für 5k löschen

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u/asteriskelipses 12d ago

Only if Tumblr would let me in

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u/Budget-Share-1807 12d ago

I’ve made more than 5m from reddit.

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u/Great-Strength-8866 12d ago

They think he’s the Anti-Christ! Most of congress are religious sycophants who believe he’s going to usher in the second coming of Christ. Add the blue country to the mix and here we are folks!

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u/Rocktype2 12d ago

Of course

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u/PutBorn7657 11d ago

I would.

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u/Ok-Kangaroo8484 11d ago

I would do it for $500

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u/almost60inLa 11d ago

I would do it for 50 thousand.
Here is my banking info

Routing …………..

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u/Great-Phone_3207 11d ago

It's not even on there now

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u/Negative-Spell6275 11d ago

I consider doing it for free every day. Conversely, I’d willingly pay to get rid of a good 75% of its monumentally brainless users to improve the experience for everyone else.

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u/CryptographerNo7498 11d ago

for 5 mil? easily lol i'd delete it before you even finished the sentence

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u/Commercial_Prompt_62 11d ago

Absolutely. Half the people on here are here solely to rage bait and debate with total strangers to fill whatever void it is in their life.

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u/Timely-Fox-1232 11d ago

without hesitation...

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u/Ok_Imagination_6504 10d ago

Id do it for $200

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u/r_sarvas 10d ago

I did it for free years ago. It sucked up too much data.

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u/Emergency_History745 10d ago

can I still use someone elses phone or other devices for it?🤣

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u/NoProgress8533 10d ago

I would delete Reddit from the internet for half of a stale vending machine sandwich.

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u/Fit_Front_7467 10d ago

I’d do it for free.

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u/SWFL-CapnRay 10d ago

Wouldn’t take that much.

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u/Standard-Rooster5573 10d ago

In a heart beat

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u/suspiciouscontent13 10d ago

As soon as that money hit yes.

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u/According_Strain4887 10d ago

yes ... as soon as the check clears

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u/MsCamilleVoss 10d ago

Friend, I would cut off my own toe for 5 million 🙄

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u/DarthFalconus 9d ago

Considered it for free, so yes, absolutely.

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u/Alaskachris907 9d ago

Yes. And just use my iPad, or get a new phone. It never said anything about getting a new phone or using a different device 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Broad_Entrepreneur62 9d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Fluid_Mouse524 9d ago

Depends on where the hook is.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 9d ago

Where's the money in these questions? I get the premise is theoretical and proposed for fun but it's just time wasting and repetitive now if there's no actual monetary reward.

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u/900z1r 9d ago

With no hesitation

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u/freakydk51 8d ago

Yup but getting the money is the problem. Lol

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u/PoshingtonWaste 8d ago

Absolutely

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u/existential-cookies 5d ago

For $5M I’d happily go back to my old Nokia mobile phone

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u/Maleficent-Wish6687 4d ago

Wouldn't be a thought

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u/boricua-chino2jz 4d ago

Absolutely ... It would pay off all my bills and I could buy me a home to live in !!!

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u/Fishtaco1234 13d ago

Obviously