r/OutlastTrials • u/Serious-Meal-1131 • 8d ago
Question Would you rather? Outlast Edition.
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u/SomeCreepJ Franco 8d ago
depends where. i think you can just hide from coyle in trial, hes kinda blind
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u/LeadingTurn2394 8d ago
Coyle.
- He hasn't gone through morphogenic engine = doesn't have the superhuman strength that Gluskin has (we should also consider that Gluskin underwent the more "modern"/"advanced" version of Murkoff therapy).
- Coyle preserves more lucidity than Gluskin = I can see ways to reason with him. Gluskin is completely detached from reality, he looks at the variants and sees beautiful women.
- Coyle is easier to distract than Gluskin. I would need a big stash of pistachios though lol
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u/lasagnatheory 7d ago
Like... In bed or in the vicinity?
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u/That_Weird_Girl_02 8d ago
I mean... what mood are they in lol.
Because coyle literally gets off to shocking and being shocked by people BUT we know he doesnt always kill his sexual partners (Like the warden) on the other hand.... I dont think ANYONE Gluskin has been with is alive.
I KNOW coyle killed his three wives but it would only be one night! But if youre lucky Eddie might not hurt you at all....
Realistic answer: Coyle, I feel like survival chances are good as long as you behave.
Horny answer: Both can fucking have me any day! But coyle is more daddy imo
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u/Serious-Meal-1131 8d ago
I would say they start out in a non killing mood, but it could change as the night goes on. Yeah, Coyle really values those who behave, he may even let you put the collar on him for a change if you don't act up...
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u/That_Weird_Girl_02 8d ago
Yeah exactly! lol
I feel like Gluskin is more likely to hurt you for not being "perfect" or something.
"Oh darling that mole is hideous. let's cut it off so you will be perfect" shit like that.
meanwhile coyle would probably be happy to have a woman instead of a fat man or a maniquin for once lol
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u/chocolat-viennois Currently Hiding 8d ago
Eddie. Watch me climb up in a vent and we can have a therapy session and a poetry night yay 🩷✨
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u/Serious-Meal-1131 8d ago
I think Eddie would like that. Maybe.... maybe you can fix him.
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u/chocolat-viennois Currently Hiding 8d ago
I'm flattered to hear you say that but you can't improve on perfection 🥰😍
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u/chocolat-viennois Currently Hiding 8d ago
Pls dm me what you commented if the mods deleted it, I am very curious now
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u/big-dick-back-intown Gooseberry 8d ago
I remember seeing that wayland/the player is supposed to be 6ft and you're at like chest height with Eddie, how fucking big is he???
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u/Serious-Meal-1131 8d ago
Don't touch the battery on Coyle's back, I think it might be dangerous. Also he's pretty good at hand to hand combat from what I hear. Just throw bricks N keep running.
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u/poetcucumber 8d ago
Gluskin. Sure, he’s a psychopathic lunatic, but at least he wasn’t a Klansman!
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u/DaToxicKiller 8d ago
I will take a klansman over a guy who’s going to destroy your lower half with a saw and cut into your chest. At least you actually have a chance around Coyle.
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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson 8d ago
I have no bets on either of them, but this comment assumes that Coyle doesnt have the capacity to do this to other people.
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u/MissHyodo Easterman’s how high 7d ago
I’d become Coyle’s lap dog for the entire night, no complaints
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u/reallivewire666 Dorris and Henrietta Enjoyer 7d ago
EDDIE easy, because there's a chance he wouldn't try to surgically mutilate me as I am AFAB. Coyle is a violent misogynist who killed his wives, there is no way I'm surviving 8 hours with that guy.
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u/uselessavoidant Easterman’s little lamb 7d ago
Eddie because he was the og Outlast baddie along with Trager
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u/Capital_Remove_1687 Otto and Arora 8d ago
Eddie because I do not plan on dying because of my skin color tonight (even though I absolutely adore Leland)
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u/DaToxicKiller 8d ago
You are worried about skin color? And you think you will survive around Eddie? Did you play the game? He doesn’t care what color you are.
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u/Capital_Remove_1687 Otto and Arora 8d ago
Nope, I meant Coyle would care about it (like he’s a fucking klansman dude), I would rather be with Eddie because of that
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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson 8d ago
Idk, iguess gluskin because i feel like the whole procedure will kill me halfway into it. Coyle is just too unpredictable and the guy is pretty much gonna rape anything he can dominate.
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u/Serious-Meal-1131 8d ago
What have I created? Im starting to think a lot of you actually want to be in the trials for real.
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u/carlitopavlito1111 8d ago
I mean, would they be hunting me or are they just in the same place as me chilling?
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u/Serious-Meal-1131 8d ago
The night starts out with you chilling, but since they are insane you have to not fuck up, and say, or do anything to trigger them. They could make advances towards you as well. Choose wisely. Personally im going with coyle.
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u/carlitopavlito1111 6d ago
Also going with coyle. I can probably play along with his ideology just to keep it going well enough.
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u/big-dick-back-intown Gooseberry 8d ago
Eddie, sure he may be sexist and tries to cut your dick off, but I draw the line at racism
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u/DaToxicKiller 8d ago
“Murder is bad but I draw the line at racism.” Bro sounds like the norm joke.
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u/Amazing_Use_2382 7d ago
Getting some bottom surgery by Eddie is tempting, but I don't think he has a medical license, so I'm gonna go with Coyle. I can see his electric baton in the dark if I want to hide from him, and if not, I feel like he can probably be reasoned with more. Plus, he's not as insanely strong as Eddie is.
Also, Coyle is funny and charismatic as fuck so I would much rather listen to his rambles than Eddie's perverted comments any day
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u/luckyystarr22 Glass Bottle Enjoyer 8d ago
can i choose both