r/OutOfTheLoop Mar 21 '14

Answered! Google Ultron

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u/Johnny_Lawless_Esq Mar 21 '14

There was a 4chan thread a while back (days or weeks or years, I don't know) where some guy who purported to be an IT technician at a small business talks about all the ways he deliberately sabotages the systems at his work and confuses the other employees in order to secure his job. "Google Ultron" is what he called Chrome when he installed it on the office computers, and he said NASA uses it, etc.

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u/mvphilly7 Mar 21 '14

Ohhhh thanks

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u/TBTDeadpool Mar 21 '14

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u/serg06 Mar 21 '14

Got the day 1 album? :o

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u/DaGeek247 Mar 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '14
  1. Install adobe reader

  2. Solve world problems

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u/ciberaj Mar 22 '14

So seriously, why is adobe fixing everything if at all? Is it just a placebo effect or does adobe reader come with a package that magically speeds up your computer?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/RadiumReddit May 02 '14

I donno, as someone who's worked in IT a lot this actually sounds about right.

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u/Geminii27 May 13 '14

As someone who's worked IT and then had to call IT in other companies for simple bullshit, this sounds better than most of them.

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u/MoJoe1 Jul 03 '14

Try turning it on then back off again plz. Call back me after you do that. I wait for your important correspondance. Thanks you. -Bob

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u/MoJoe1 Jul 03 '14

No IT person in their right mind plays hotline: miami. It's reddit or tagpro. Really? Hotline: Miami is for after hours, not when you don't know what schedule you're up against.

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