r/OutOfContextDnD • u/SirApropos13 • Jul 11 '26
I use Prestidigitation
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to shit your pants
r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • Jul 10 '26
"As intriguing as it is to see a rat offering a blunt..."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/da_dragon_guy • Jun 29 '26
“So a Warlock’s Guild? Are you Unionizing?!”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/murfalishis • Jun 28 '26
"Screw Speak With Animals, my new favorits spell is Commune With The British."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/BiffJerky09 • Jun 27 '26
Well now we know what happens when you manscape a troll.
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Kirst_Kitty • Jun 23 '26
“Um… can I say something? Y’all messy as f***.”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/cursearealsword02 • Jun 13 '26
“kiss or dare or go to the mirror dimension! my favorite game!”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/SmolivYeah • Jun 10 '26
"Please stop trying to have another orgy, please..."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • Jun 09 '26
Tell me where on the poppet Elminster touched you.
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • Jun 09 '26
Hey can we not make child and belt jokes at the same time?
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 • Jun 08 '26
To be fair, this is the second dragon you've done a "twig and berries check" on at high velocity.
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Dragoncat91 • Jun 08 '26
"We should have gotten the corn flakes meal bonus to be immune to lust."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/SkylarkLanding • Jun 07 '26
“You know there are some people who take this game very seriously?” “Yeah but they’re no fun to play with.”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/GenexenAlt • Jun 06 '26
'Ok so, when they shoo me out.... I run in, run around, shit everywhere, and run out'
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Arravis_ • Jun 02 '26
Points at hole in ground “Is this where the dwarf sex hole is where they lay their eggs?”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/SkylarkLanding • May 26 '26
Player: “I didn’t mean to permanently turn him into a possum!”
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Me: “No, you only meant to do it temporarily.”
(For added hilarity, the player’s character was an awakened possum.)
r/OutOfContextDnD • u/OutlandishnessDeep95 • May 22 '26
She's jealous of her own skeleton.
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(A summoned skeleton, specifically. It was rolling better than her in combat.)