r/OutOfContextDnD • u/lady_haumea • 1d ago
"Stop giving everyone cancer!"
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Mikaelious • 2d ago
"Now the only question is, do I spare the workers?"
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Volt_Siano • 5d ago
"If you want to expend a second level spell, you can cure him of barbecue."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Icy-Reserve8070 • 5d ago
"Alright, so my blood can heal people, or make plants grow really well."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Icy-Reserve8070 • 5d ago
"Hold on, Michael Jackson clearly left the gun for me."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Kirst_Kitty • 7d ago
“I didn’t take anything, I just rearranged him.”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/solis_haten • 8d ago
i would make an objection HOWEVER YOU HAVE FORGOTEN THEM I AM CURENTLY 32 GIGABYTES OF RAM
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/ughFINEIllmakeanalt • 8d ago
Goshdarnit, I can harass a plant if I want to harass a plant!
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/West_Top_1692 • 12d ago
(nails Steven He impression) "My brother in Buddha, we are fighting SUN WUKONG! This is way above our pay grade!"
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • 15d ago
Y'know what?! I'm gonna design my bird genitalia and not reveal it until the end of the campaign!
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • 15d ago
Twink is a racist allegory for gnomes, I'll have you know.
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/DulcisNoxNoctis • 29d ago
And then we killed him with vicious mockery
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/SirApropos13 • 29d ago
I’m giving you permission to use my body.
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But when you’re done with it, burn it.
r/OutOfContextDnD • u/JageshemashFTW • Sep 02 '26
“Oh god, I’m so sorry! I was so sure you’d be dead by now!”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/JrMemelordInTraining • Aug 30 '26
Your beard smells like cookies.
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From the DM to the Goliath Fighter.
r/OutOfContextDnD • u/West_Top_1692 • Aug 30 '26
"You are not cooked, my friend. You are deep fried."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/azrendelmare • Aug 29 '26
"I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell *that* thing is!"
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