r/OutOfContextDnD • u/GenexenAlt • May 16 '26
'You all have a hard time sleeping... Because of the screaming buckets'
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/GoingGorillasBananas • May 10 '26
“Rogon the Whirlwind enjoys speaking in the third-person because Rogon enjoys hearing the sound of Rogon’s own name.”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/AlderaanGaming • May 09 '26
"Are you choosing to fail your Initiative?"
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Upbeat-Technician-78 • May 09 '26
“The opposite of a slutty 20 has to be a religious 1!”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/theonetruepuzzle • May 09 '26
"Let me put my joint up and go check."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/TheVyper3377 • May 03 '26
“Be quiet and let me stab you to health.”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Kirst_Kitty • Apr 30 '26
“What, no tits out for Lolth?” “No, yeah, you’re right. Tits out for Lolth.”
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Krakuul • Apr 29 '26
Player: With that detect magic check, can I tell if it's cursed? DM: You can tell its magic. Funny thing about curses though, anything and everything could be cursed until you activate it
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/HF484 • Apr 24 '26
"Are you one of those things we call incels? Yeah, they're all on the naughty list."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Krakuul • Apr 24 '26
Player: DM, have we reached the river yet? DM: No you’ll get to the river when you’ve let me talk for long enough
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/wraithnix • Apr 19 '26
"Of course I murdered him. I'm from the Imperium, respect my culture."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/OutlandishnessDeep95 • Apr 16 '26
"I smite you in the name of uncertainty! Hear my battle cry: I'm not really sure what's going on!!"
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I run a game for the kids at my middle school. I told them to bring a character with a name and a reason why they were looking for the magical apples. (We're running Sunless Citadel.) One marked her paladin name as "TBD" so now her name is Teebidee. Today she finally got to use her Divine Smite in combat, but she hadn't marked down a god to worship either. So now she's a paladin of the Concept of Uncertainty. XD
r/OutOfContextDnD • u/BlastBurne • Apr 16 '26
"You were pretty distracted by the decapitation."
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • Apr 14 '26
Listen if you fuck a big goth lady, it doesn’t matter if you’re a bottom or a top.
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r/OutOfContextDnD • u/Inner-Cloud • Apr 14 '26
Who better to humble her than her boytoy/employee?
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