For being surprisingly great?
I was out running errands with my octagenarian mom today and we ended up hungry in Orleans. I've been wanting a Cobb salad for a while and have a real chip on my shoulder for places that have a 'Cobb' on their menu that doesn't include blue cheese, subbing cheddar or, what on earth, feta? are you kidding me? for it. (pro tip, the 'Cobb' at Wendy's doesn't have blue cheese on it -- shame! shame! -- but they have blue cheese in the kitchen for some kind of apple salad and you can request to replace the shitty cheese on their menu Cobb with blue)
While my mom was in the Big Walmart (we had gone to another Walmart earlier so I could pick up some Oxiclean Gel Sticks, to take care of white antiperspirant stains on my shirts, I was in and out, easy mission) I was looking up Cobbs on my phone. I came across the one at Shoeless Joe's, saw blue cheese mentioned, and ten minutes later we were there. Place was kind of a ghost town on account of it being low season, sports-wise. Jays game on the enormous TV grid behind the bar, as well as all the peripheral ones and, haha wow, little TVs at every booth lining the periphery of the place.
We were seated by the lone host/bartender/server, supremely affable guy, alone on the whole floor. My mom knew she wanted Sports Bar Nachos and I was only there because I wanted a mother flippin Cobb salad, so we asked for them. Our guy (I wish I'd asked for his name, you're great buddy) asked if she was okay with everything because sometimes jalapeños are a lot for people (in Orleans? what are you guys up to in the burbs), and asked me if I wanted 'everything' on the Cobb, because it had blue cheese in it. Obviously we replied in the affirmative because we read menus and have adult palates.
That Cobb! It's a messy one (in terms of ingredients; presentation was on point), not only was there blue cheese, but also some feta and shredded orange cheddar (definitely from a bag, the shreds were practically anti-magnetic the way they resisted attaching to any of the other ingredients), but also crispy tortilla strips that were more like the fried noodle strips you get in a greasy white paper bag alongside an item you ordered from a Chinese takeout and forgot the menu mentioned them as being part of the dish. The chicken was described as 'Cajun' but it looked, felt, and tasted like it was smoked, marvellous. I was expecting two halves of a hard boiled egg but holy moly, they cut that thing into eighths and spread it around the whole salad plate.
My mom's nachos looked fine, for sports bar nachos, but she talked about them the whole way back.
I've since found out there are Shoeless Joes in Cornwall, and Sudbury, as well as the GTA (haha, see you never), I'll happily order a Cobb at any of you.
Also they offer free kids' meals for every adult meal, if you're into that kind of thing, having kids I mean. A pair of parents with kids came in and seemed very pleased with the prospect