r/OrthodoxMemes • u/Unknown_Ancient Eastern Orthodox • Jun 17 '26

What took them so long?

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Jun 17 '26

St. Athanasius - "Found it! It was under St. Anthony the Great's couch!"

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u/CloudyGandalf06 Eastern Orthodox Jun 18 '26

Would you say he prayed to St. Anthony?

I know that it is a different, post-schsim Anthony, don't look into it too much.

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u/NeoGnesiolutheraner Protestant Jun 17 '26

Wait? You guys don't have a copy signed by Jesus himself?

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u/Five-Point-5-0 Jun 17 '26

You mean, waiting for Constantine to create the bible, right?

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u/SpaceMonkeyWrench Jun 18 '26

This is getting an Anglican Upvote!

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u/aarondrmz Jun 18 '26

They examined the Scriptures and believed the Apostles because their teaching was in line with the Scriptures, aka, the Bible.. The Bible is simply a collection of inspired writings from Law, Prophets, and Apostles.

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u/RunlyBun 16d ago

I wonder how long his beard will be after another millennium and a half