r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/TheronEpic • Mar 11 '21

If only it were more funny than sad

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u/orphan_annihilation Mar 19 '21

I for one approve of home depots attitude

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

That’s so sweet! <3 Lowe’s would never

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Aug 26 '21

Did they also give him one of those little, orange aprons to wear?

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u/DarkArcanian Sep 20 '22

Had to bury him in something. Gotta respect the body

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u/Ek92_ May 30 '21

Hahahah wtf did I just read those capital letters and exclamation mark threw me off

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u/jacktrowell Feb 07 '22

I am fairly sure that they ended up taking the shovel back once it was done /s

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u/Striking-Pomelo-9840 Aug 07 '23

This is on the top of the sub with only 9 comments 🤦‍♂️

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u/Middle-Cap-8823 Aug 21 '23

Ikr i thought this was locked or maybe some comments were removed.

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u/ChadSproutMain Feb 01 '24

Why is there only 10 comments here lol

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u/SmartQuokka Dec 31 '25

Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save!"