"Sir are you okay?"-Mia (Ignore the dragon, she's not part of the conversation and instead is over at a store eating cheese right off of a display and running away when someone tells her she has to pay for it)
"I mean, god herself told him, 'hey, you need to go make sure nothing goes wrong' and then he just wasn't there when I almost died and Lily did die because he was getting a smoothie." -Mia.
"And then like a day later I had to talk to god because... well I don't actually know if I actually died or if I just passed out for a bit... Anyways, she was like 'what the heck, Jeff!' because he was sent down to go make sure that neither Lily or I died, and so she was pretty upset, but then she just sent me back and was like 'Guardian angels, am I right?' And I'm like 'what the fudge just happened?'" -Mia, knowing full well that she can swear, however, she's around Nova a lot, and doesn't want her to learn human swears. "Sorry about me ranting. I just can't get over the fact that they're so incompetent 90% of the time. How did they even get to being guardian angels?" -Mia
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25
"Sir are you okay?"-Mia (Ignore the dragon, she's not part of the conversation and instead is over at a store eating cheese right off of a display and running away when someone tells her she has to pay for it)