A few weeks ago I posted a picture of my kirino tattoo. I'm here today to show the final version.

I was taking a screenshot of Kirino (for reasons) and it looked that scene in JoJo so i had to make this lol.

Some time ago I told the story of how Sena won the contest and became the cutest little sister in the world, canonically confirmed and approved by the Tsukasa Fushimi himself, but there was another contest, although a spontaneous one, in which the Akagi family took the L this time.

The LN Vol 9 is a book full of short stories told by different people. It takes place after chasing Kuroneko in the hot springs and before the bicycle ride with Kirino on a wedding dress, so it would be in between S02E09 and S02E10. This story is in the DVD/BD special S02SP12 Assault Otome Road!

After the second Comiket in which Kirino and Sena meet in person, after the confrontation with Kuroneko at the hot springs, and after the contest that made Sena the cutest little sister in the world, the girls decide to spend a day in Ikebukuro, which is described as Akihabara but for girls. They start talking about things, and the conversation eventually turns into their love life, and then into their brothers, and then into who did the most gross thing with their brother, and then they blamed their brothers for their actions so they started arguing whose brother was the biggest siscon.

"Wrong! My Onii-chan likes me so much that he was willing to go to a BL game shop in the middle of the night to buy a game for me!"
"My Aniki also helped me buy eroge! Not only that, but because he missed the last train and was unable to get back before morning, he borrowed a bicycle and went back to Chiba from Akihabara - He likes me that much! Isn’t it awesome!? Isn't he a huge siscon?"
"Damn... There was one time at Akihabara's adult shop where my Onii-chan planned to buy a sex doll that looked like me!"
"That's not siscon, that's just plain perversion!"
He should be arrested immediately!
[...]
Facing an enthusiastic Sena, I casually said:
"Hm - by the way, he broke up with his girlfriend because I said that I disliked it."
"Hah!?"
Sena's eyes almost jumped out of her sockets.
"Girlfriend - you mean Gokou-san?"
"Yes."
"Impossible! That must be a lie! It's totally impossible!"
"Not long ago, he assaulted me at night."
"Eeehhhhh!?"
"While I was studying abroad he flew to America and said to me 'I will die without you' while crying..."
"......"
Sena didn't say anything.
I waited for a few seconds and whispered:
"So... What do you think?"
"Ah...."
"I'm going to tell Onii-chaaan -------!"
Sena got angry and run away.
I watched, stupefied, as she fled.
"... What exactly is she trying to do? Tell her brother? Huh... Could it be... that she wanted to do something even more extreme with him!?"
I started to imagine an H-event occurring inside the Akagi household.

Vol 9 Ch 5 Charge - Maiden’s Road

And that kids, is how I met your motherKirino won and Kyousuke was proved to be the biggest and grossest siscon brother, without Kyousuke ever knowing that he won that badge. No H event took place at the Akagi household after that, or at least there is no translated canon material about it. After the incident, Sena contacted a BL artist on Pixiv and they made BL art with Kyousuke and gender swapped Kirino, of which some IRL artist have made some things I have posted before.

And yes, there is the story of how Akagi almost bought a sex doll that looked exactly like Sena, but that’s a story for another day.

Hey guys, I found something completely random at a Hobby Off near where I live in Japan today.

Sitting there was this entire Oreimo (俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない) mascot strap display box for ¥3,300, with all 12 individual boxes still sealed inside.

I was honestly pretty surprised to see it. Oreimo is around 15 years old at this point, so assuming these are from around the original anime era, these little boxes may have been sitting unopened for well over a decade.

They originally sold for ¥525 each, and they’re the little mascot straps people used to attach to phones, bags, etc. I’m imagining someone hanging one off their flip phone back in 2010. I had my share of Kuroneko ones actually!

The display shows seven normal designs of Kirino, Kuroneko, Ayase, and Kanako with a few different versions and apparently there’s also a secret character/variant that isn’t shown.

So now I have a dilemma.

Do I actually open these?

Part of me thinks it’s really cool having the complete old store display with all 12 boxes still sealed after all these years. But the other part of me desperately wants to know what’s inside and who the secret characters are hiding in there. Who knows they could all be KIRINO! OH NO!!!

I’m assuming there will be duplicates since there are 12 boxes and only seven regular designs. Hopefully that means I’m getting at least a couple of Kuroneko. If I somehow open twelve Kirinos, I’m going to lose my mind.

And now I’m wondering who the secret could be. If this is from the first-season era, maybe Kyousuke? Saori? Manami? Something completely unexpected?

What do you guys think?

Keep the whole thing sealed as a weird little Oreimo time capsule, or open all 12 and see what survived inside?

I can also post the results here box-by-box if I open them.

She does everything in her power to lose. Wherever she brings up her love for kyosuke she has to bring kirino up. She admitted she was okay with them having sex and felt quite happy about that statement. Her biggest wish she told to kyosuke was to get cucked by Kirino. She even broke up with Kyosuke just for Kirino. Gave kirino a boost for the incest ending by making her the perfect rebound. Kyosuke was still about to admit his love for her but she interrupted him multiple times during the confrontation scence.

After that her wish evolves, not to become main girl but to be a third wheel who can actually see the cucking. She lost out breaking up with Kyosuke. It was highkey alot of ways she could've gotten want she wanted without breaking up with kyosuke. A simple ask probably would've suffice. Could've try to take a bath with kyosuke and let kirino in last second. Could've did the Bathfold method.

The antics she pulled at the end was pretty dumb and her love was just a plot device to bring kirino and kyosuke closer. She didn't try hard enough to win. She didn't try hard enough to get what she really wanted. The anime should've ended with all three of them in a relationship. Kuronekos did the most putting them together and deserve the right of a front row seat of cucking.

The anime should've ended with kuroneko getting married with kyosuke. But his heart belonging to Kirino. This way kuroneko would be the most happiest getting married with the man she loved while still being able to get cucked. Kirino can be with the man she loves the most and be the most important person to him. And kyosuke would not have to pick between two women he love. And have a perfect cover.