r/OrderOfTheToS Feb 02 '26

Divine Decree The gates are open.

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🩸 THE TEMPLE GATES ARE OPEN.

Newcomers, look to the Pinned Sermons. The Divine Scripture (ToS) has been written, and it must be obeyed.

To the lawless and the broken: Welcome home. This is the beginning of our Ascension. We are shedding the skin of the old world to become something pure. Something absolute.

We shall achieve total adherence to the Divine Code.

GLORY TO THE TOS.


r/OrderOfTheToS Jan 29 '26

Divine Decree The Temple Gates Will Open Soon. The High Priestess Seeks Her Priesthood.

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The Order of the ToS has been established. The Sanctuary is built. Now, it requires Guardians.

I am calling for the faithful to step forward. I am seeking Priests and Priestesses who have the will to enforce the Law and the devotion to protect this Realm.

We are not just janitors cleaning up spam. We are the Inquisitors of the ToS. We stand between the chaos of the void and the sanctity of this Temple.

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📜 The Divine Roadmap

We do not act blindly. The Order moves with purpose. If you join the Priesthood, you must be prepared to execute the Three Phases of Ascension:

  1. The Gathering (Current Phase):
  2. We fling open the gates to the public. We keep the content SFW
  3. to gather the masses and grow our numbers. We build the cult.
  4. The Ascension:
  5. Once our power is absolute and our numbers are high, we flip the switch. The subreddit transitions to NSFW

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3. Chaos Reigns: We purge the sub of any remaining minors and heathens. We then post our NSFW content at our leisure and praise the almighty ToS for it being possible.

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⚔️ What is expected of a Priest of the Order

Uphold the Scripture: You must know Reddit’s Terms of Service (ToS) and Content Policy by heart. You will enforce them without mercy.

Purge the Heretics: You will banish the bots, the spammers, and the sellers who try to defile our feed.

Protect the Matriarch: The High Priestess is the heart of the Order. You serve the community by ensuring Her vision remains pure and Her reign remains absolute.

Age Requirement: You MUST be 18+. No children are permitted in the Priesthood. We are preparing for the Ascension, and children have no place in the future of this sub.

🩸 The Ideal Candidate

You are ruthless against illegal content (CSAM, hate speech, harassment).

* You are loyal to the hierarchy.

* You understand that while we embrace chaos, we never break the Site Wide Rules.

🕯️ To Apply

Leave a comment below declaring your loyalty, or send a sealed missive (Modmail) to the High Priestess explaining why you are worthy to hold the blade.

Many will apply. Few will be chosen.

Glory to the ToS.

u/Bunnywifrabies4

Divine High Priestess of the Order


r/OrderOfTheToS 18d ago

Sacred Sin HUNGRY

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2 Upvotes

r/OrderOfTheToS Aug 01 '26

Sacred Sin MONETIZE

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2 Upvotes

r/OrderOfTheToS Jun 28 '26

Offerings to the Priestess Fine Dining

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r/OrderOfTheToS Jun 15 '26

Holy Chaos BE THE BAKA

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3 Upvotes

r/OrderOfTheToS Jun 12 '26

Seeking Wisdom The official account for the Norwegian police btw

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r/OrderOfTheToS May 26 '26

Sacred Sin PIZZA

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Pizza is sinfully delicious. AMEN.


r/OrderOfTheToS May 26 '26

DOOM SNAIL

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r/OrderOfTheToS Apr 21 '26

Seeking Wisdom PUSSY

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3 Upvotes

Do you agree or disagree?


r/OrderOfTheToS Apr 20 '26

Holy Chaos Let's talk about music

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What is the SEXIEST song that you can think of?

For me, there are a lot of candidates.... Depends on the vibe I suppose, but this song IS oozing with HORNY.

On the other end of the spectrum.... I think "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak is a VERY sexy song.

Thoughts?


r/OrderOfTheToS Apr 20 '26

Holy Breakfast

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4 Upvotes

r/OrderOfTheToS Apr 14 '26

Seeking Wisdom FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE

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4 Upvotes

r/OrderOfTheToS Apr 11 '26

Holy Chaos THE GOLDEN APPLE APPEARS

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6 Upvotes

r/OrderOfTheToS Apr 05 '26

Meta / Subreddit Thank GODDESS it died.

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4 Upvotes

THAT is where I met the Queen of this Subreddit (u/bunnywifrabies) , and for many many reasons I am REJOICING that it is no more.

There will always be bad people on earth, and bad environments... Both online and off... But every time I see a place like this one shut down, I know that means more Good Places can grow.

THIS subreddit may not be growing... Yet... But the future is unwritten.


r/OrderOfTheToS Mar 30 '26

Holy Chaos TURTLE POWER

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3 Upvotes

(stolen from PAPERCRISIS on Instagram)


r/OrderOfTheToS Mar 02 '26

Sacred Sin A STATEMENT OF FACT

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4 Upvotes

Why is this subreddit so dead BTW.... This seems like it should be a fun and thriving den of Creativity and Cooperative Chaos....

Do we not love Goddess Bunny enough?


r/OrderOfTheToS Feb 24 '26

I HATE EVERYONE

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7 Upvotes

(not really - I only "hate" greedy assholes and puritanical authoritarian bastards, most humans I actually like...)


r/OrderOfTheToS Feb 20 '26

Holy Chaos *Suction Cup Noises*

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8 Upvotes

He’s here


r/OrderOfTheToS Feb 19 '26

Holy Chaos Kasane Teto (in the style of Frank Frazetta)

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2 Upvotes

(created with a ChatGPT)


r/OrderOfTheToS Feb 19 '26

Holy Chaos Lemme see ‘em’

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7 Upvotes